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Stadium update in the Echo. A few mentions of "on the banks of the Mersey" - genuinely, had this phrase EVER been used before? I used to work for the tourist board and did a lot of writing about the waterfront and I don't think I ever used it. Because it's shit. Also, missing out on £200million for the naming rights. Why are the Echo writing this as true and not actually questioning its validity? So Usmanov was just going to hand over 200 million pounds? As well as the £30m he'd already given them for (don't laugh) "naming rights". Crooks. Tried to cook the books like Man City but were shit at it.

Same with Sky. You sign up to a contract but they keep putting the costs up. I'm ringing them tomorrow to cancel, but then most of these companies seem as shit as each other. I'm also fed up with the annual call I have to make to haggle the costs. If it was a reasonable cost in the first place I wouldn't bother having to arse around with them.

Fuck Forest and their fat owner. They are actual literal cheats and I hope they go down. Cheeky twats moaning about a minor refereeing decision. There were plenty of minutes and opportunities to stop us scoring.

Foden has one of the worst goal celebrations I've ever seen.

That Man U team is absolutely dire.

Joe Gomez in goal then.

They won't go down, the bottom half of the league is absolute dross. In fact, Everton might not win again this season and probably wouldn't go down. As much as I'd love to see it, I'm pretty content to see them in purgatory around the relegation zone for eternity.

A friendly against New Zealand in Abu Dhabi is far more important than a title run in with the club who pays your wages, surely!

Yeah, hope Forest get relegated just to see Jenas's weird face in crushing disappointment.

We're going to get battered one all.

Finished. Thought it was really dull. Barely any action at all. Most of the characters were pricks, especially the lead two. The darkness/constant night setting brought absolutely nothing to the table.

Love that version, I love all of Anthology 3.

Driving his Maserati? Cunt.

We're Going on a Bear Hunt, at the end, when the bear traipses off to his cave alone.

The ending of E.T. Holy shit.

It's weird how films can make you emotional. You have no links to these people, they're actors playing drama, but after two hours you can be weeping. And that can include animated films.

Gillian Keegan - another Tory Scouser. Grew up in Huyton. Where do they find these people?

Never taken acid/LSD but always wondered about it. This video of a 1950s housewife on a trip is great. Interviewer -"No I can't see it, tell me about it." Woman - "If you can't see it, you'll never know it, I feel sorry for you."

Exactly. What a weird character.

Crowd are doing my head in. Who are these bellends shouting shoot every time he gets the ball?

We all saw how quickly they changed when they got a sniff of money - "slapping money on the table" etc. Proper Tory stuff.

31,000 dead Ukrainian soldiers but the main victim has been Everton.