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    The way they go on about the "right" player being available - and then out the blue they spunk £60m+ on a South American cheerleader.
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    Everton are crap. I've no idea what has happened us. Just a bunch of strangers messing around on the pitch.
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    Any mention of the £500million they've spent?
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    I bought a box of Marshmallow Mateys and a box of Lion Bar cereal instead.
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    Myra Hindley haha fucking hell.
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    I saw a box of Jaws cereal in B and M yesterday. That and Back to the Future. Didn't buy either. True story.
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    She is as bent as they come. Robbing from the poor to give to the rich (herself). Classic Tory.
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    Had to wait three and a half hours at Garston walk in centre the other day, just so someone would look down my ear (turns out ear infection). The nurse was saying she's never known anything like it, it's just constant waves of people needing seeing. They're understaffed, and people can't get in to see their GP. Are people moe sick after having Covid? Is it accelerating illnesses? I've definitely found that even minor illnesses seem to wipe me out more than they used to (or maybe they don't, I have no idea anymore).
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    Really? Just shows you how your memory plays tricks. I was in the Kop and remember it at the other end. Fucking hell, brain's turned to mush.
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    Neil Mellor against Arsenal?
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    Sickening that people know who it is and they're either not saying, or even worse they're helping them dodge the law.
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    I think a national emergency needs declaring. Saying that, my house will be freezing this winter so they'll probably stay away once the weather turns.
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    Charly Clive. Posh actress/comedian. Lovely.
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    The Lazarus Project. Sky Max. 7/10. Quite enjoyed this. Was a bit quirky, entertaining, solid effects, decent acting. The only drawback for me was the lead fella who played the whole thing a bit slapstick. Some nice looking women in it, too.
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    I heard Jeff Bezos wrote the whole thing. And he composed and sings the theme tune. And he's created a character called Beff Jezos who saves all of Middle Earth and also sets up a chain of competitively priced yet efficient and accessible shops.
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    Well, his suspension is over. Let him loose against the Blues. If he gets wound up and headbutts Pickford then so be it.
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    One of them will probably be injured by the weekend.
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    One of the twats came early. Just about to get into bed and some massive fucker scuttles across the bedroom floor. Queue panic not seen since the last WW2 air raid. Under the bed - hard to move a super king size. Finally came out and nailed him. Can't be arsed with another month of this. Might just kill myself.
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    We don't need a midfielder. We need two.
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    Salah and Diaz are so far apart they probably don't even know what the other looks like.
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    Nice to see Firmino helping out in defence. And when I say nice, I mean WHY IS HE NEXT TO JOE GOMEZ.
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    Hadn't realised that Salah and Torres played for them in that game. Makes me feel... uneasy.
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    They think Lampard has devised some unique football tactic where they waste time front the start, disrupt the game with time wasting and diving throughout, and launch the ball at Gordon to run onto hoping they'll score one of the 2 or 3 shots they'll have the entire game. And this is the club that have spent over £500,000,000?
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    If Everton are Something Special does that make Anthony Gordon 'Mister Tumble'? (One for the parents of young children there).
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