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Children of Men. Haven't watched this in years, still great. 9/10.

The Iron Claw. Thought this was brilliant and there were a few people in tears near the end at the pictures. 9/10.

Yes, I hated it and wished I'd gotten those two hours of my life back.

Is she the biggest solo pop star since Wacko Jacko?

Genuinely thought they'd bought Dier as a neighbour and gopher for Kane. Didn't think they'd actually play him.

Disgusting. Made no attempt at the tackle and knew what he was doing. Hope Mitoma sends the Yakuza round to Holgate's place.

Absolute sitter by Chelsea. Fucking hell.

To be fair, someone fell onto his knee from a height, not much he could do about it.

There was a voicemail question on the Vernon Kay show this morning, the fella said he was from Liverpool and it was clearly ESD. Even I could barely understand him and I was born and have lived here my whole 44 years. What is wrong with these cunts? Do they think it makes them cool? Or hard? Bellends.

From pictures he looked quite a bit bigger than he used to - maybe a heart attack? Sudden death? Or, and I hate to say it, when a shock death is announced without mention of cause then it's often self inflicted. Hope I'm wrong though. I can't say I was a huge fan, but it's been quite emotional hearing the tributes to him today. I even put up with Vernon Kay.

Very sad. Used to like having his afternoon show on if I was out in the work van. RIP Steve.

Borini or Aurelio?

Barely bothered. Can't stand Villa fans so fuck them.

West Ham have helped evaporate our goal difference the cowards.

West Ham are fucking anaemic.

Runners up medals? Why the sudden shift to optimism??

I thought Burnley were shit? Or did we make them look dangerous?

Sheffield United decide to be half decent at precisely the wrong time. Fuck off.

Why are Everton playing in red shirts?

As horrific as De Bruyne's hair? Spends half his time flicking his fringe over his head.

I'd happily watch truss and kwartang be lowered into a volcano.

But what do you think about Dua Lipa?

So Camilla's in charge. At last. She certainly played the long game.

I thought the right wing Tories didn't like immigrants? She can fuck off back to Australia.