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Nasty Lizard

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  1. I've always thought to myself that he was really good as a pundit He's a natural. Speaks eloquently, knowledgeable, gets his points across well. 1001% better than Shearer. I can't see how anyone watching him can think its shit. I think we are only have this conversation because he's said we should sell Coutinho. He's entitled to his opinon, that what he gets paid to do.. If he'd said we should tell Barca fuck right off it would have been the completely the opposite.
  2. ...because you can't be tried for the same crime twice...
  3. How the fuck are Sinima Pongolle and Anthony Le Tallec missing from those teams.... along with Traore....
  4. £59.99 ? Fucking hell. I'd better starting looking for the link the week before in that case.
  5. I had an inguinal hernia repair that when the anesthetic wore off felt like my right bollock had been stitched to my right hip. My wife picked me up from the hospital and I lowered myself into the passenger seat very gingerly by holding onto the roof (with left hand) I reached across with right hand to shut the door, fucked it up, and didn't get my left hand out of the way quick enough. It didn't quite break my fingers but the shock and surprise pulled my stitches. it felt like someone simultaneously shot me in the groin with a crossbow, whilst twatting my hand with a mallet. My brain could not compute the pain. My wife sat there with a hand stuffed in her mouth, desperately stifling the mirth, but failing miserably and the site of her falling apart started me also with the giggles. I advise anyone never to laugh soon after hernia surgery. I do not have the words to the describe the pain at this point.
  6. Ronnie James Dio. Superb Voice.
  7. Anatidaephobia. (very weird) I don't suffer from it myself, like. Mine is postboxes. I have an irrational fear that as well as the letter, I'm going post something like my car keys or wallet as the same time by mistake. It get me quite anxious, and i have to check that i'm not holding anything else. I also count to three before I let the letter go, for some reason.
  8. In summary - Man Utd fan gets free tickets to sit in Chris Smalling's Box, Has a great day, posts out pic on Twitter. The S*N get wind of it and ask if they can use the pics. United fan tells them where to go as he has mates who are Liverpool supporters. Then tags #jft96 Respect that man,. Fuck off The S*N
  9. Vlad is two inches taller after that uppercut. That almost removed his head
  10. We are playing well, definitely the better team This has got a draw written all over it.
  11. Try that one! http://www.sport365.live/en/player/58df8cc2e2d4a790339030/1/161/58df8fddda7c9/LiverpoolFC-EvertonFC/768/432
  12. I was standing by as back up to fill in for you., just in case she was 1/2 oz too light for you.
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