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I seen Luke Shaw on MotD yesterday waffling the same shit I've heard him waffle 50 times before. We're fast becoming Luke Shaw.

If you done up an all time XI in June there would be shouts for 4 or 5 of these lads to be included. They are destroying their own legacy here, that number could only seriously considered to be 1 right now, Alisson. 1 player who maybe wasn't in it last year has cemented his place, Manè was the heart of this team, everything we where Sadio was. He was never what we are now* *empty stadiums isn't football.

The bullet holes are already in the wall before the guy in the bathroom unloads his hand cannon on Vince and Jules. Noticed it tonight, simple but easily avoidable error that I'll never be able to unsee.

Potter should have listened to me, once he stood by and watched player after player arrive he should have resigned. He would be at Spurs now if he did or even a candidate to replace Jurgen when the time comes. Now he's 5 years from being back where was in September.

Darwin is the least of our problems. Virgil, Fab and Trent are the biggest concerns, given his age there is hope for Trent, the other 2 look done to me. Yesterday was Brentford or Bournemouth again but without the petty lack of motivation excuse we have trotted out previously. We play a system based on turning and sprinting back but we can't run anymore. Even Mo looks a yard slower, that 2 on 1 he butchered was a 1 on 1 with the keeper 18 months ago.

We haven't scored a goal away from home against any of those sides. 4 of them haven't had their 1 nil win against us yet.

We are the perfect pick me up for Chelsea, like we where for Forest, Bournemouth, Wolves and Leeds. I'm sure there are one or 2 others we allowed end a dismal run with 3 easy points.

Everton back in the bottom 3 as things stand.

I wouldn't ever get sick of watching a tractor wheel back over Grealish's face.

Be interesting what answer you would get if you asked about selling one of Trent, Henderson, Robbo, Salah, Thiago or Virgil after that today.

Those auditor notes are scary as fuck for any Evertonian that can read. All they have is a letter of intent, not binding, from a man scared to go to his own club and not welcome either. A phrase that springs to mind.

More commercially attractive than Real Madrid. In fairness to them there is only a handful of sections where you can 5 seats together. The day before the game.

Bobby's goal in the 2-1 defeat was as good as a goal as we have scored under Klopp. Forgot how good it was. I think that match was the highest quality game of football in the Premier League era.

Is it? Is there a single post-Var goal mentioned so far?

Might not be the right thread but fuck it, my brother is in the crash repairs business, fixed this old dears car a few years ago and got chatting with her. She told him her husband had an 1982 Mazda 323 in the garage, he's been sending her texts on and off over the last couple of years to see if she would sell it. He gets a text off her today, saying husband died on Monday you can come and take that car away, any day but Thursday as she will be at the funeral. He's not even in the ground and she has the car gone. 16k miles on the clock, cleanest car I've ever seen.

At the match probably Benayoun in the 4-4 with Arsenal. At home probably Coutinho in the 3-2 against City. In the pub Owen against Arsenal in 2001. The rest of that weekend is a blur. Random one, Sadios last minute winner at Goodison. In a posh restaurant with the brother in-laws missus and her parent's. Discretely watching the game under the table. Nearly destroyed the entire table when that went in. Opposite end of the spectrum was the equaliser in the 3-3 at Palace. Missus had to take the young one out of the room. Proper defo that one.

Liverpool Legends game, must have played for Liverpool, must be retired. That's it, if you choose King Kenny you're getting the 70 year old version. @Bjornebye @Lee909 @John102 @Babb'sBurstNad @Megadrive Man

He looks very flat footed and sqaure on in that video, someone like Mo would absolutely rinse him.

There in lies the problem, if that child is armed they're not up stairs crying like a baby, they're running down that stairs and taking that tranny cunt out with a clean shot to the head.

That would be my answer every other year but this season but they have ground me down, I'm just sick of everything associated with them. When the league starts, depending on the fixture list, there is a huge chance our opposition only have to play 36/37 games because Everton will literally hand them points. No other club faces that obstacle when trying to win trophies. Does any other club face an opposition who's sole purpose is to break our legs and celebrate it? Fuck them. We're not ready to win the Champions league again so one season in the Europa while they dissappear like Sheffield Wednesday is positive outcome for me. The world would be a better place without them in it.

Great question, picked up a medal while playing for LFC should be one. How many legends do we have that have never won anything?

It's a shame something a little more respectful couldn't be arranged to have him step aside. But the bottom line is Corbyn is more beneficial to the Tories than he is Labour. That is a fact. He is a the bogey man, the keyser sozë of politics, the dyed in the wool Tories or Labour voters don't decide elections, its the thick red top reading, headline glancing, shit beer drinking fools up and down England that decide it. For them he's a nazi, an ISIS member, chums with Gadaffi and Gerry Adams, they don't know his policies or his background, they don't even know what an anti-semite is they just have a feeling its bad. The guy they don't even know getting rid of the bogey man must be a good guy, how could he not be? It's a real shame but Corbyn has been beaten by the establishment, he should focus his passion on fighting back through other means than a back bench MP. Get himself on TV or Radio and kill them that way.

Southampton away last day of the season, victory gets us top 4, defeat relegates Everton. Discuss?

It's not the biggest blockage, I doubt its even top 10 at this stage. 20 years you're statement may have had a large amount of truth in it.

Kyle @kop3 sounds like he would know.