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''WHADDOWE WANT...!!!'' ''TO PROMOTE THE CONCEPT OF ALLOWING THE CEO TO BE LEFT TO CONCENTRATE ON REDUCING COSTS, DEVELOPING OUR REVENUE STREAMS AND REPAIRING THE RELATIONSHIP WITH THE FANBASE WHILST LEAVING THE BOARD TO APPOINT A FULLY AUTONOMOUS GROUP OF PROFESSIONAL INDIVIDUALS WHO CAN EFFECTIVELY DEVELOP AND IMPLEMENT A STRATEGY THAT WILL IDENTIFY AND SELL THE CLUB TO A BUYER WHO CAN DEMONSTRATE AN ABILITY AND A GENUINE DESIRE TO TAKE THE CLUB FORWARD ON BOTH A COMMERCIAL AND FOOTBALL LEVEL...'' ''WHENDOWE WANNIT...?'' It's not exactly 'Yanks out', is it? "We the People's Front of Judea, brackets, officials, end brackets, do hereby convey our sincere fraternal and sisterly greetings to you, Brian, on this, the occasion of your martyrdom.... Your death will stand as a landmark in the continuing struggle to liberate the parent land from the hands of the Roman imperialist aggressors, excluding those concerned with drainage, medicine, roads, housing, education, viniculture and any other Romans contributing to the welfare of Jews of both sexes and hermaphrodites. Signed, on behalf of the P. F. J. , etc. " And I'd just like to add, on a personal note, my own admiration, for what you're doing for us, Brian, on what must be, after all, for you a very difficult time.

Bill stated, “Look, we’re desperate, I’m desperate.” Barry asked, seeing that Liverpool is now owned by the Boston Red Sox, if any enquiries had been made of the Steinbrenner family who own the New York Yankees? Bill replied “Yes, every avenue has been explored. Spilt my coffee down my shirt i was laughing so hard at that sentence, our neighbours are owned by a group that owns a baseball team so why aren't we? Kenright comes across as a treble-retarded mong - they need him out. I don't get any joy out of Everton being fucked - like it when they are good so beating them is a real achievement you can get some joy out of.

This recipe of Nigella's for lentil and cheese loaf is the dogs - you could fairly easily convert to a burger shape and reduce the cooking time in the oven. RED LENTIL AND CHEESE LOAF | Recipes | Nigella Lawson: Nigella Lawson's official site for recipes, books and latest news

There's a million and one reasons why capital punishment is a bad idea and plainly wrong. Evidential, process inequality, lack of noticeable deterrent value, financial (unpleasant argument but it cost the Yanks more in costs to execute than to imprison for life). But "if it's wrong to kill it is wrong to kill" is the only argument that you need

Virgin bloody Media are the worst for this - somebody with a tenuous grasp of the English language is constantly calling me to try and sell me a mobile phone deal they currently have on. Always asking for passwords and personal details before they'll talk to you. Add to this they send me at least two letters a month asking me to sign up to their "unparalelled" service when I get Broadband, Phone and Tele from them already. Virgin are a prime example of crass big-organisation disorganisation

The example of unnecessary complexity that gets me the most is the intensely irritating situation with energy supply. 2,800 companies all using the same infrastructure to rip you off as much as possible. I don't want to have to go on a bloody price comparison website (who are also taking a cut somehow no doubt) in order to try and work out who is going to offer the best price for a limited period. Can one "organisation" not just charge me what it actually bloody costs to provide?

Watched Pi (Aranofski) last night - that is one intense experience - I'm still sweating now. 9.652 / 10 Definitely his finest moment - Requiem for a dream good also but no cigar.

Dressed as a nun with a horses head?

I wouldn't pay too much attention to the respected football website "fanatix" - I had a click to see what the site was like and the first thing I saw was this opinion piece Everton striker set to outshine Torres, Rooney, Aguero and co | Fanatix

I plumped for Chikatilo, after a bit of reasearch his crimes appeared to display a good blend of stats and style (53, mixed approach / gender respectively)

Whoever installed the mining software gets them presumably. It uses the processor in the servers to generate them. The mining slows down the server so the software which is effectively a web service runs much more slowly than it should. Even if you ignore the fact someone is using my server to do something dodgy / illegal the speed issue is something I need to avoid.

Cheers everyone. The servers are password protected. Only one other person in the company knows the password and he barely knows how to turn his pc on. So I know it isn't him. Which is why I think it is one of the two IT companies who need access to the servers. The one company who developed some software for us have only accessed the severs remotely and their access is limited to one ip address. I cannot get rid of them as we have spent a fair wedge on the system and they need to support it, make further developments as and when. Could they gain access through a different ip if they were smart about it anyway? I could get rid of the IT support company who look after all of our computers but largely they do a pretty good job. I'd also hate to get rid without any proof really. I'm not good enough to get into looking at it in any depth, I just manage the area as a part time activity so am in a bit of a pickle with it. I've read quite a lot on the net about them and bitcoins value has lessened after a hack that took place somewhere or other recently. Still they appear to be all about trading dodgy images and drugs so don't feel it is ignorable. I don't really want to limit access rights because I don't really have the hours in the day to manage it.

Am having a bit of a slow work day so thought I'd google "will we ever get rid of that useless bastard Cole" and to my suprise a website called - caught offside came up to answer my prayers... Apparently Cole is off to Spurs for £6m "surely Cole will fancy a move back to London" the writer assures us. But it kept getting better - The "authoratative" voice of English football tells us that Chelsea are launching a stunning £15m raid for the little prince of Aquilani-ness after their bid for Modric stalled. I can announce that the deadwood will be gone by the end of the week.

Hello Techy Nerds..... Got a bit of a problem at work where some f****r has put some mining software on a couple of our servers. Noticed we were losing a bit of CPU power etc and found that someone was mining for Bitcoins on them. I work for a small company and the emloyess generally display a level of retardedness that woulld preclude it being one of them. Which makes me think it is someone from two IT companies who work for us. I got a consultant in to see if they could prove when it was installed - and if remotely by what IP - no proof as whoever had done it had hidden their tracks pretty well. I see from Wikipedia / the net that Bitcoins have a bit of value to crooks and are used by people for trading dodgy images etc. I guess my questions are: (1) Anyone got any ideas to catch the bastard/s red handed going forward? (2) Are Bitcoins as dodgy as they sound? (3) Should I just consign it to history and experience and do some more reguar checks? Love me x

Anyone know why I keep getting parse errors on everything? Always Summer 2011 and the Cameron cuts one on GF I guess they must be the most posted on but still. Bloody annoying.

Rib of beef, seared, oven cooked to rare - left to rest for 20 mins. Garlic and Rosemary roasted potato cubes King Edwards Home made béarnaise Green beans. Perfection

He's got winner written all over him - it's the managers aura thing that leads to 'real' success as a manager. You can win a bit by being a tactical genius but I firmly believe the top man has to be a real motivational leader rather than his skills be all technical. Got it: Kenny Fergie Mourinho AVB Not got it Wenger Benitez Ancellotti Grant

He absolutely has to be good - cannot consider any other consideration. Skilled but with no spirit at all. He is talented though surely