dirk grout

No you don't.

Yet Man City,Chelsea,Arsenal and united all want him. Does that fact not make you think that you might be wrong and he is, in fact, arguably the best young player in world football at the moment. Did you watch us play at all last season? I've never seen an 18/19 year old play so consistently well in a number of different positions.

Unfortunately all of this is happening because we are completely clueless from top to bottom.

BR has never won anything you fucking slavering simpleton! Klopp has won many trophies, including 2 league titles! You are, by some distance, the most clueless poster I've ever encountered anywhere.

None of that has anything to do with Jesus. At all.

State of those cunts talking to cameron.

Shes terrifying.

I'm typing from my phone so shit happens. What ya gonna do? Email my work or something?

Fuck you and you're utterly pathetic party.

I've been using sony phones for a while now and have no idea why they're not more popular. After having a go on mine, if you'll pardon the expression, a couple of my mates have ditched iphones for sony and much prefer the sony. I can't vouch for the Z3 compact but the Z1 compact is a great phone.

Are you voting UKIP?

This is factually incorrect.

The fees shelled out in the summer are nothing short of a disgrace. The most appalling use of funds in any transfer window ever. lovren 20m, lallana 25m, markovic 20m balotelli 16m. £81m on those 4. Shocking stuff and people need to be sacked for it frankly.

This bit is a combination of nonsense and total irrelevance.

The main problem we have is that no fucker has any idea what formation we play, including the manager. How can you decide who to buy if you don't even know what formation you're gonna play? I see people saying we need to buy a right back but are we even gonna play with one? We are a total shambles.

I'm fairly sure that rafa never spent £25m on a squad player. Neither did Rodgers, or at least he didn't intend to. No offence mate but I think you're mental. And clueless.

This is demonstrably untrue.

You know as well as i do that that benitez has already won more trophies than rodgers will in his entire career.

Its because hes one of very few managers with trophies on the cv who would come here. He may be the only one. Ancelotti, klopp and benitez will all be available in the summer. We have no chance of ancelotti, a slight chance of klopp and rafa would definitely come. I do think people look at managerial appointments in a weird way, as though any manager we appoint has to be here for the next 20 years or will have failed if he doesn't win the title. Van gaal is 63. How long do you think he'll be at the mancs for? Who do you think is more likely to bring us trophies in the next 2/3/4 years? Rodgers or benitez?

That tells you everything you need to know about allen and henderson.

Fucking bottle job that hazard.

Did you see chelseas winning goal today?

I'm astounded at the faith people have in our ability to replace Sturridge with anyone decent. We replaced Suarez with balotelli and lambert.

Can you speak Polish? Do you have any skills to offer? You come across as unspeakably thick so I'd say its unlikely that they'd want you anyway.

We've won it 5 times you fucking meff.