General Dryness
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Saunders was bought three times by Souness. If that doesn't deserve a "fuck off", I don't know what does.
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Enough of the "King Brenny" please. Negged, for a change.
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Did you type that really fast, in the dark?
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I could say something really rude, about coming in a small package. But I won't. I'm 6', with big feet and a surprisingly average penis.
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I showed him your post. He said "That muh'fuhn cracka don't know shit. I gon' bust his cracka ass wide open I eva catch him." So there you go. Books, covers etc.
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He can go. Don't let the door hit your ass on your way out, Stewie.
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Is Rodgers becoming a laughing stock?
General Dryness replied to Megadrive Man's topic in FF - Football Forum
NFUUOA (negged for unnecessary use of abbreviation). Although the phrase "unexpected penis" does deserve a small amount of kudos. -
Score.
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You'd do it for Tesco clubcard points.
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A woman that likes big hairy things. Bonus. She won't be such a smart arse when they end up overrunning the country. I for one would salute our arachnid overlords.
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Fear of the unknown mate. Understandable. On the downside, you probably won't be wanting that spider fur cardigan I was having made for you in the sweatshops of China.
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Hadn't you heard? Ireland have signed a new trade agreement with Australia. Under the new conditions, the chief export is fear.
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Never had that checked as far as I remember mate, cheers for the heads up. Will ask the quack next time I'm in.
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Yeah I'm the same, really high body temperature all the time. Its a fucking pain in the hoop. Me and the missus sleep in the same bed, but under different covers. She'd be too cold under the amount of cover I like, I'd be sweating cobs vice versa. I suffer from high blood pressure (on meds for it), and I've always wondered if the two are linked but never got round to asking the doc about it. Re your other point, yes, corporates are bellends. Cheese laden ones.
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Holding that would be mental. Would surely be more like holding a rat or guinea pig than a spider. I wonder what spider fur feels like?
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Is Rodgers becoming a laughing stock?
General Dryness replied to Megadrive Man's topic in FF - Football Forum
Yeah I thought that too. So I negged Manero. He was polite enough to thank me by PM though. Win all round. -
I quite liked The Master of Disaster. King of Sting is a bit so-so.
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I'd demonstrate my dribbling for her. Then some shooting practice. Then I'd have sex in her vagina.
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Ace, she might be whipping the old clam out in a semi-upmarket porn mag for a few grand in the near future. Surprised a few more has-been bints who were famous years ago don't do it to cash in. For example, I had a right crush on Tiffany when I was a kid, imagine the scenes when I found the pics from the Playboy set she did. Better still, don't imagine it. Lets just say that even Alicias creepy hand would have been disgusted.
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And as well as the creepy hand, she's got a weird mouth. Looks like her chin is trying to escape in two of them pics.
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Yeah, bit weird that. Like her hand is older than the rest of her. It must have seen some terrible things.
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Slam someone elses face repeatedly against the kitchen worktop. Theres a couple in this thread that need it, take your pick.
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Nah, he said he used to be. Not quite as good as him being one now, but still absolute solid fucking gold.
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Hahahah Simon used to be a JoHo hahahaha
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Ahh fuck, no worries, wasn't offended at all mate. Was just wondering where you were going with it, thats all. I did the stereotype thing as well, just less subtly.