Saucepan

Are there any thieving buggers about?

Both him and Mignolet were stady having atleast one Cock-up each fucking game they played. Each game I was just waiting for it to happen, hoping that it wouldn`t cost us the game. I feel sorry for the defenders having to play With one of these two clowns behind them, just knowing each time the keeper has to kick it past the halfway line you never know just what the hell will ensue.

Juve can have Emre Can now id we get Dybala at a discount

Gary Goal on free would be a bargain, especially if he’d be willing to sign this window

Woodburn is the new Messi

Fuck them other two stooges and give Ward the starting job from now on,

Don`t really care who gets relegated. But I`ve always had a weak spot for Leeds and want them to come back to the PL

Why the 66 jersey? Is he a devil worshipper? Black Metal fan? Maybe a childhood dream of his to drive down Route 66?

Yeah, that`ll show them

If there`s a world class player in him still, Klopp will find him. £40mill?, yeah sure whatever, the prices just up and went crazy at some point this transfer window...

Poor mans Jermaine Pennant

I love me some FSG!!

So the consensus now is that the Club is actually lying to everyone about Coutinho having a legitimate injury? The Whole team abviously knows and are just going along With it? Is that correct? Klopp has on numerous occations referred to this injury in press conferances... Are you seriously telling me he`s straight up lied infront of the cameras then? You have to excuse me, I`m just trying to wrap my head around all this...

It`s a made up injury now is it?

Any moment now...

All new low for Barcelona. HAHHAHAHA

Fuck me, are we maybe seeing a shift in the bullshit of player contracts? Maybe this is the year clubs will say: "You know what?, fuck you, You signed the fucking [insert number] year contract, now shut the fuck up and play or you get fined till next christmas, you fucknut" "Yeah, you go home to brazil to your mommys house and sulk all day, we`ll still hold your fucking pay, you overgrown chimpanzee" "Oh, you wanna play for Liverpool do ya?, well fuck you, now go wash the toilets with your ponytail, you clogwearing freak" "Barcelona you say?, that`s that club with that guy they fed horse hormones in his teens just so he could be strong enough and not get trampled to death by normal sized players?.... Ball-oon the what now?...They think you`re good anough to earn some french baloon?, What the fuck are you talking about?... Verpiss dich"

I love it, Barcelona looked like a wet fart against Real and now they are looking real desperate coming crawling back again and again just to be told FUCK. OFF. I only wish more clubs would start telling them to fuck off... Take your 200 and whatever-the-fuck-they-gave-you and go illegally buy some more underaged talents from south-america... you dirty fucks you. God I hate Barcelona!

John Arne Riises new job consists of trying to get little kids to eat bananas and gamble on online casinoes. And he definately is a real dick when he`s drunk.

Just play Solanke instead of Sturridge.

Can we atleast sell Sakho?!

Oh Henderson... that is just adorable

Fuck fuck fuck! Quick, hide all best Our players until the window closes. Fuck pre-season, we played far too good yesterday against Bayern. FUCK!

Daniel Porridge

I think maybe we`ve mined this post for all it`s Worth. It`s bound to be all downhill from here.