Chip Butty

The one player Scotland could do with right now that could offer, and make a difference.

Get Robertson off right now. Bloody rubbish. Showered , changed and on flight home before the game is over. Disgraceful.

Laura Kuennsberg: State of Chaos. BCC 2, tonight and the next 2 weeks. Eyeopening, comical, tragic bewildering and oh so disheartening - from 2016, onwards the collapse of the countries once world renowned political democracy and stability. All brought to its knees by bitter infighting, oneupmanship, bullying and gerrymandering. They even managed to make the Royal family look stupid, which considering their recent run of events, would have took some doing. Episode 1 of 3. Worth a watch if for nothing more to let it sink in how even more disorganised the Labour Party must be, to have allowed this lot to stay in power. On Laura, there are times its an oh yes, then from a slightly different angle, it’s naaah love, you look like a warning poster to not go near crystal meth.

Been an ok this year, made difficult due to constant pissing down and having an abscess and op on me arse. carrots have been sound and the second crop will be even better. Alliums ok ish, problem mainly due to not being able to de-weed. Garlic pretty much the same but the whiff of the garlic in the air when digging them up goes to back what Mrs Butty says about size not being important. Spuds boss, peppers sound, Aubergine disaster, Courgettes good, cucumber really good, beetroot TBC’d, sweetcorn again another tbc’d and chillis as ever spot on.

He’s a precocious talent - spoiled little twat who needs a slap.

Cunts. Hopefully what goes around, comes around for those gobshites.

Sorry to hear about your coma and as for the gobshites who put you in it, I really do hope you got the twats back. On the PA, I feel your pain brother. Its the honey badger of medical conditions.

If it did go down and that was your last meal, that’s a terrible way to go, Bob. Preying for you and hope you make it. X

He's really artistic - shit at everything

She's got an eye for a bargain - Mingebag

Wonder if he expected this kind of inquisition.

He's a people person. - He's shit at everything bar sitting around chatting shite and acting like a bird. The fucking ponce.

Leader of the Snack

A Marmite loveheart! for fucks sake, you bad weirdo.

I’m well shockedski.

They could wheel her up on a porters trolley, put a cage style mask on her, with a gag. That’d remove the drama. Deffo.

Think they'll give it 10-15 and if no improvement, the gal James will come on.

As long as he can break play up, destroy whatever it is the opposition are trying to build and pass a simple pass to one of our lot, I’ll be happy.

At least tell me Captain Toms ashes were there in a urn, when she was judging, or as a minimum, some in a swan vesta match box, Tom has to be there in some capacity, surely.

I wonder what her favourite chess move is.

I remember a kid getting hurt on the cyclone years ago and the park owners response was to sack everyone who was working that day to ensure they got the people who caused the accident.

I’ll wear that Neg with pride.

The clips of the Kop at the end look sound.