Chip Butty

Walls Vienneta, has really let itself go.

On the masterchef vibe, what a pair of insufferable annoying cunts Greg Wallace( the Danny Dyer of food) and John Torode, are. Agree what’s been said about Torode, the way he eats, speaks and breathes, what an annoying twat he is. One Saturday morning briefly watched a show with him and his wife, whilst she’d well get it, she has the annoyingness of that Anthea fucking Turner. not sure there is a more annoying celebrity couple out there at the minute. PS.

Lad, if Alan Ladd was scouse lad, swear down lad, the use of the word lad, lad, would be mental lad. Telling ye lad. Or summ’at like that, tha’nose.

Very true, you don’t need a parachute or life guard, to do fuck all. It also promotes the decarbonisation of the planet and reduces your carbon footprint.

Every god damn second has been sheer bliss, though for a single moment of his - the count to 6, on the back of team bus, gives me the greatest smile.

Not many people are aware of this, but, da Vinci, is Latin for ‘do fuck all’

It’s been medically proven that it’s good to do fuck all for yonks.

Whoever that sympathetic lick arse Liverpool fan they had on, on Merseyside, wants gobbing, the treacherous little twat. Spent an hour sympathising with the fuckers. Knobhead.

Now I know how J R Hartley, felt.

Not all cunts are Paul Tierney, but all Paul Tierneys are cunts.

Fried bread isn’t it? There is no need for one of those potato thingys, let alone 5!

Russ Abbot, is the best Bond.

The Killer - sort of good, fairly predictable, demonstrating the mechanics of being a killer for hire. Leon, it is not, though not a total waste of time. 6.5 Smiths out of 10 Portisheads.

Lest we forget those brave right wing souls who gallantly protected the cenotaph from peaceful protestors less than 1.5 miles away, who had dastardly intent, to go nowhere near the cenotaph.

They were indeed crepe's, to the point that the lady kept pronounce it as 'crab' after 3 goes of saying I don't eat meat, I thought I'll just see what I got, then the penny dropped on her pronunciation when it arrived.

“England till I die” Really do wish they would.

Had this in the week, outstanding. A vegetarian crepe - onion, garlic, fennel, mushroom, peppers, cheese.

The slice of breads a puzzler, Curly. Missed opportunity for some fried bread there. The meat I don’t touch, Richmonds are ok but there are better sausages in the market, eggs look class as do the toms, in your admittance you’ve missed a trick with the beans which would have elevated it a wee bit more, but all that yolk going on and with the toms, you probably just had enough juice to lubricate it all. Not a bad effort Curly. By the way - Do you eat the crust?

Dems d’rules

That was some challenge.

a fair bit, to be fair.