Jim MM

People think it's all sunshine all the time here but that's only half the story. There is probably just as much time when it's dark.

Oops. Sorry about that mate. I am sure you do not come on her to be fucked at.

FUCK!

Plenty of time for someone else to nip in and snatch him right from under our noses, again, maybe. Sorry, anyone not panicking now is in denile.

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This time next year we'll be negotiating a £90m deal with Southampton for Sakho but claiming £9 of that back as a sell-on fee.

Fair play. Lesser men would have shat themselves.

We said it five times We said it five times In the mirror We said it five times

Jesus: But Mam, I like it here in heaven. I want to stay here. Mary: Sweety, we'll come back on holidays but right now daddy wants us all to live in the corner of a decrepit sports ground.

and...? Was he better at better at it than what we have? Would he strengthen us in that position or would you look elsewhere?

Look how far Everton have come in just twelve years.

Exactly. Who the fuck do they think they are? I'd tell them stick their qualifier up their hole if they're going to start trying these kinds of stunts.

Lacazette peut aller à l'été

The new stadium will incorporate architectural detail commemorating the triumphant U23 squad of 2017 in marble friezes reminiscent of ancient Roman temples. Furthermore, David Unsworth will now become the new face of The Everton Match Day Experience. -Hungry? Why not grab some onion rings from Unsy's Onions -Royal blue underwear with the word 'SHITE' written in red across the arse on sale at Unsy's Undies -David Unsworth hosts and narrates reenactments of famous historical football matches from around the globe in 20,000 Leagues w Unsy M.C. -Get your groceries on the way home at locally owned Unwoolsworth Supermarket.

Mignolet Bertrand Van Dijk Lovren Clyne Lallana Oxlade Chamberlain Walcott Mane Bale Long 'They're only the band The Beatles could have been.'

Multimillionaire Tories in not paying taxes and then getting called on it shocker

Fuck. Missed it, sorry Stringy. Let me wish you a belated Happy Birthday in case one of us is dead this time next year.

Without watching the Russian mafia video, because I can't, I have to give all of y'all respect because in most corners of the internet this thread, with that title, would be on fire unvaried variations of 'One time me and my mates went one time zone further than the last poster and we got fucked up on something you haven't got in your fridge '.

Yeah. Any cunt who's a shark? He's a cunt.

I just had a nice bit of barracuda and chips. Sharks are beady eyed evolutionary Europa League placed cunts without opposable thumbs. They can kiss my hairy arse.

I reckon Dave was pissed when he wrote it.

Look at him, been with the club since 1892 I reckon. Yes testimonial and no strings attached. If he wants to blow the proceeds on cocaine and hookers then that's fine by me.

Doesn't bother me. The longer the myth prevails the better.