llego
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Allright lets do this LEEROYY
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Lets hope my freshly changed perceptions of normalcy will inadvertantly modify my behavior
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I thought this was a safe space. I also thought nearly everybody has shameful jerks in public toilets from time to time. Wrong on both counts!
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Usually when Im in a relationship having regular sex I almost completely lose the urge to masturbate. The less sex, the more I jerk it. Is there something seriously wrong with me!?
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A title like that deserves a little explanation so hear me out. Since I started seriously dating a wonderful girl for the first time in several years, Ive felt unusually wholesome and healthy where sexual matters are concerned. I stopped watching porn and I dont miss it. Ive stopped wanking every day or more out of boredom. My performances in the sack have been fairly steadily improving. But theres a big logistical issue- I live two hours away from her and we usually only see each other on weekends. We do loads of active stuff together all day and when night comes, given that theres also a full work week behind us, we are both pretty tired. So the window of opportunity is pretty small, and the sexy times are limited to once or twice a week. That means theyve gotta count! Now true love and rapturous physical symbiosis notwithstanding, if I havent splooged all week the lovemaking will be short and not so sweet. Thats a fact of life as far as Im concerned. This has lead to an ever more frequent situation where I find myself at work, in some building in NY (I work on film shoots so its usually a different one every day), and Im going to be seeing the lady later that night. And I need to clear out my balls or sexy time will be ruined. Hence hunkering down in some shit covered toilet stall at 2 in the afternoon, with grunting shitting farting men 3 feet away from me behind a thin wall, their fecal smells wafting over me as I clench my eyes shut, think of titties and furiously try to rub one out into the toilet bowl, feeling an awful lot like a 15 year old. Anyone know where Im coming from? No pun intended.
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Cougar, any cat actually- they are too awesome, only if eating them would allow me to inherit a tiny amount of their zen like powers of intense chilling and instant napping as well as laser eyed huntsmanship would I consider letting the tiniest sliver of flesh pass my lips
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Hahaha You are so strange!
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Blame Stu, he was a never surrender Stalinist to the bitter end!
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Good game all!
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Jesus fuck thats horrifying, Im going celibate
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Sorry what the hell does snapping your banjo off mean?
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Pretty boring by comparison, but about 2 years ago I met a short girl with a cute face who started talking to me in a bar. It was all going far too easily but I took a cab back to hers. Sure enough off comes the corset and out fly waves of fat. Im pretty unhappy at this point but decide that it would be too awkward to just leave, so we go into her bedroom and begin the sex. Its taking all of my concentration just to keep it up and I decide to switch to doggy style in the hopes of a slightly more pleasant view. Of course, during the switch my dick goes limp and its clear theres no hope of continuing. So I just sort of lay down and pretend to be asleep, which buys me a few minutes while I make up my mind to leave. Mumble something about work early next morning and head out over her pleas and promises that I "wouldnt regret staying". Felt free as a bird running out into the street!
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Almost all of them.
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Makes stuff shitty
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"This is what the new global cinema looks like. The special effects sequences are put together with some ingenuity, though the last one shows signs of sloppy digital overkill. But everything that made the first "Die Hard" memorable -- the nuances of character, the political subtext, the cowboy wit -- has been dumbed down or scrubbed away entirely. I'm not saying I wish it was the '80s again -- or maybe I am. If that makes me a grumpy old man, it's John McClane's fault." AO Scott
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Spy bee, sort your photo face out!
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Agreed.
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Sounds pretty sweet, where are you/who are you traveling with/ how long?
