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Depends on the weather and my state of hungoverness. Current favourites are: Savanna cider - great when hungover Whisky and ginger ale - bit of an odd one this, but good if the beer is bagging you up, must have lots of ice Lager - recently had some cracking blonde beer in Amsterdam that I can't for the life of me remember the name of...otherwise a nice weissbier or a pint of Budvar if I can get it.

That has to be the greatest critique I've ever seen.

Brass Eye Bang Bang it's Reeves and Mortimer Blackadder All the best comedies begin with B

Signed.

I'm actually just back from Amsterdam myself. I was quite impressed by how it's cleaned up it's act over the past few years. Last time I was there was 15 years ago and I remember it being quite sleazy and a bit dodgy (not that I minded back then). They have drastically cut the number of coffeeshops back to 300 and the whole place feels a lot safer to walk about, even through the red light district. It's definitely a really nice city to visit now, plenty to do and plenty to see. I recommend getting stoned as fuck then lying about on the grass at Vondel Park checking out the girls on their bikes. Also checked out the Rijksmuseum when I was there which houses a few Rembrandt paintings...cultured as fuck me. Anyway it's a cracking place, don't let it's seedy past put you off going, you'll have a ball.

Good luck Roy, you'll need it. Oliver Kay on twitter saying that it's a 3 year contract...doesn't look like we'll be sold any time soon.

VIDEO TECHNOLOGY CONFIRMS ENGLAND ARE VERY BAD AT FOOTBALL Print E-mail 28-06-10 ENGLAND are heading home from the World Cup today after state-of-the-art video technology showed the ball crossing their goal line many, many times. As questions were raised over why the Uruguayan officials had spotted all four German goals, the specially positioned cameras around the Bloemfontein Stadium confirmed that England's 2010 squad will forever be remembered as the 'team that never was'. The use of television has been a source of controversy in the sport, but experts insist it offers a fool-proof method for determining whether a team is good at football or whether it is simply a collection of absurdly over-compensated, second-rate commercial brands with ghastly, vulgar wives, locked in a sado-masochistic relationship with a cretinous media that merely reflects a society that has taken its natural intelligence, its sense of perspective and its values and violently drowned them all in a bucket of piss. Professor Henry Brubaker of the Institute for Studies said: "The technology is very complex and involves cathode tubes, a large glass screen and pretty much an entire roll of tinfoil. "The operator sits in front of the screen and if he or she sees one set of players concede goal after goal after goal after goal, the video images then help them to decide whether or not those players are good at football." Back home England fans vented their fury at the technology, as Paul the Psychic Octopus predicted Fabia Capello would soon be receiving a cheque for £12m and moving to a country where people can understand what he's saying. Roy Hobbs, a flurry of opinions from Stevenage, said: "Alan Hansen kept going on about how it could have been 20 or even 25-nil and that if he had done that at Liverpool, Bob Paisley would have slashed him across the arse with a machete. "But I think it could easily have been 70 or even 290-nil. Unless of course Lampard's goal had counted, in which case England would have won 14-2." Nathan Muir, from Hatfield, added: "Not a good day. And after Sebastian Vettel beat Lewis Hamilton in the grand prix, I half expected to come home and find my missus having a dirty bath with the lead singer of Boney M." Meanwhile, central defender John Terry finally arrived back in England's 18-yard box last night only to find that everyone else had gone home. He eventually got out of the stadium after climbing over a fence.

My one and only click onto that site unearthed this little gem... Shame you never rolled into the road you fat prick.

Pretty much sums up why I can't bring myself to use Facebook.

England will win this 2-0, a deflected goal then a late scrambled effort. The press will go into overdrive plotting an imaginary course into the semi-finals. England will get knocked out in the next round.

I reckon Lesnar will win it myself although it will probably come down to whoever connects first. I'll give Lesnar the edge because of his superior wrestling though.

A load of fake shirts got seized a couple of weeks ago by customs, you should get in touch and see if they've shipped it yet.

Afraid so. soccernet-assets(dot)espn(dot)go(dot)com/design05/images/2010/0502/liverpoolfergiesign20100502_412x232.jpg Sorry can't post links

I can't post a proper link as I don't have 15 posts, but there is a shocking clip on youtube of him saying that he was singing "murderers" at our fans after a game. youtube.com/watch?v=_4voocATI3g