Jennings

It's not the real one you spackers!!! Here is the real one...

He was with the club a year. During this team the coaching staff and manager(s) would have seen him and decided whether he merited a playing opportunity. They see more of him than us. Being given a chance is more than just performing when you are selected. You have to perform to get selected. He has been given a good chance at a great club.

Sexy time.

I saw the advert for this a couple of days before the show, but the advert itself put me off. It said "some of the most shocking scenes ever broadcast on Channel 4". I thought this is a strange way to advertise a show. It felt a bit like "Watch this. Its fucking gruesome." rather than "Warning, there may be some disturbing footage." I find that sort of stuff disturbing, so I didn't watch it. Perhaps that is a bit of burying my head in the sand.

I even made up this great ditty before I even saw him play (remember he was out for ages with an injury)... His armband's a swastika in red. Aqi. Aqi Work will make you free, he said. Aqi. Aqi. We got the lad from Italy. He has strong views politic-ally. Aquilani - we've already pre-judged him. Na na na na na...(repeat and fade). The psychological scars still haven't faded. *sob*

Aquilani has got to be close. I remember watching and studying his debut as a sub at Tranmere for the reserves. I scrutinized his every pass. Subsequently, every time I watched him, I hoped to glimpse a sign that something special had arrived. It hadn't.

Fucking hell, it's Spiderman's 'away' kit.

When I saw this thread I thought its gotta be one of Section's crazy questions. But no... ...anyway Clubber lang would win. He would find a way to break through the cool exterior of Drago...find a way to make him angry befoer the fight...then turn it into a brawl.

No. I'll fight 'em when they get to the end of our road.

(a door bell sounds) Dave:Hello officer. What can I do for you? Officer: I have it on good authority sir, that a member of your website has viciously and with malice of forethought posted a picture on the internet. Dave: And where was this picture previously. Officer: It was on the internet. Dave: so they took a picture from the internet and then...posted it on the internet. Officer: Yes sir. But that isn't all. Dave: No? Officer: No sir. It isn't sir. The picture was not of the complainant. It is illegal to post pictures that are not of the complainant! Dave: So, can I post pictures of the complainant? Officer: Don't act the fool with me sonny. Dave: You started it. Officer: I'll have you sunshine! Dave: So...If I can't post pictures of the complainant...and I can't post pictures that are NOT the complainant, then what pictures can I post. Officer: Right your nicked. (the scene fades to the sound of truncheon on girly hair)

Bin him off...and take Stronts' dog!

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Hehe...great story.

Go to a decent tattoo artist....tell him your idea. He will ask for a deposit (probably around 20 quid) and sketch you something. If you don't like it then tell him and he will rework it until you do. Find artists that people recommend. You don't have to have it inked until you are absolutley sure.

That was part 1....part 2 is next week. I thought it was quite a tough watch. Ultimate nightmare to find yourself in a place like that.

Refs making some funny calls.

Anyone got a decent stream that isn't jumpy (sopcast would be ace). Not arsed about the language just want a decent picture. All the ones on myp2p are shite.

Mrs Jennings doesn't like my farts. I used to have this ace gag, where I would put my hand down my pants when I farted and then waft it in her face saying "I can't belive my farts turn you on, you dirty bitch." She would go mad. Unfortunately one time I hadn't realised that I had the onset of diarrhea. We were chilling out in a hotel room and I felt a big fart coming on. I put my hand down the back of my shorts in preparation for the ultimate fart/waft combination. I shat all over my hand. Instead of wafting, I had to do the waddle of shame to the toilet.

When you get in pissed after a big sesh, then proceed to shit, spew and piss the bed, it's called the grand slam. More of an achievement than something to be derided.

Simon is back. Simon is back. ello ello. Paul - you interested in sport? Favourite sportsman? Favourite sporting moment? ...and whats your take on beans with a fry up?

Great place!

Take your time. Buy the guitar that suits the style you want to play. Electric - lead guitar Acoustic - pop rythym (strumming/fingerpicking) Classical - classical music Buy one that you like...get a decent one (you can always sell it on). Then get lessons. Try the RGT guitar exams series. Learn scales. Get a tutor. ENJOY IT!!!

Yeah....I have got a tribal ****ball with flowers motif.

I hear what you are saying Paulie. But you make it sound so easy. I mean...where do you touch them when pecking their cheek? The hips feels a bit forward. The shoulders...like you are holding them in place and forcing it. I am shit at it.