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I know. I couldn't believe that either. And then finding out that Paulie was your bro to boot - but I won't hold that against you.
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Congrats Melchie.
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You dirty disrespectful letch. Repped.
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- arses & tits >
- bitch > chris jefferies
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"I need your clothes, boots and your motorcycle." Bloke in LFC top: Sheesh...the fella behind me thinks he could do better. KD: Who's shit on the floor. SC: Carroll. But he's good in the air.
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One outlandish but possible explanation is : Pregnant woman forgets telling some people something. She may be hot but her grammar and spelling are atrocious.
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- misfits of si-ence
- mystic mong
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I met Dave Usher outside a sports ground. He was selling the big issue I think. Totally obsessed with his A-list status.
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Is that a true story...My finger is on the rep button. I met Johnny Ball. He used to have a kid's science show called "Think it. Do it". He would end the show each week with the catch phrase, "so the next time you are thinking about [science topic], don't just think it - do it!" I met him on a bridge in Chester. He was looking over the edge, sightseeing. I said "So, thinking of jumping Johnny. Don't just think it - do it!" He wasn't amused but his agent/accomplice was pissing himself.
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Star Wars Galaxies was hilarious. I remember when they added the speeder bikes. It was buggy of course - such that when you cancelled your bike it didn't disappear. The cities looked like a biker convention had hit town. Thousands of bikes piled outside the buildings causing the frame rate to plummet.
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I am a happy drunk. My system slows down to the point where my mouth is faster than my brain, and then my own jokes take me by surprise. I end up laughing out loud at my own gags.
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THe say something nice about somebody thread
Jennings replied to Ian Beales Gut's topic in GF - General Forum
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Great story. Weird that it was so different second time.
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- $5 too bu ku
- american soldier $5!
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Worst joke ever.
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Chameleon fail! He stands out like a standy-outy thing!
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My brother had a chameleon, after his rat died. The rat was called 'Ratty'. He called the chameleon 'Chameleony'.
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- 1 eyed trouser snake
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You have got tomatoes where the black pud should be!
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- but it's faaaaamily
- cindy fella
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My advice would be to move to Ellesmere Port. We don't have any of the things you mention, but you'll soon come to appreciate Cork.
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Where is home? Sounds shitty.
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Welcome Ian. How do you like your squeasant served?
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Some Bastard has hidden my Toilet Roll i live 6 miles from shops
Jennings replied to a topic in GF - General Forum
Sounds like a horror story scenario. Are you scared? There could be anyone out there! Get a shower. You don't wanna be axe murdered if you haven't cleaned your botty properly! -
Eating Chips? Need Salt but the shops are shut? Heres the Solution...
Jennings replied to a topic in GF - General Forum
Instead of imagining salt I am going to imagine that there is a steak on the fork ! - I will get the rest of the Jenningses doing this too - gonna save me a fortune in kid's meals. -
So i appear to have lost a GP Contact lense in my right eye.
Jennings replied to a topic in GF - General Forum
It'll be stuck to your jumper, Si. If you can't feel it then it must have come out.- 38 replies
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- all eyes on me
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Flowery twats!
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I have started using TK421's scrabble rule to decide the proportionality of my 'excitedness' at any signing. And with a score of only 7, this isn't making my spidey sense tingle. However the empirical evidence suggests that he is quite a tidy, left footed central midfielder. Welcome Charles Charlie Adam.
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- a fat jan molby
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There's some repressed feelings there Kevin. Let it out. Express your latent homosexuality. Come out. We'll still accept you.