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I learned this track on guitar. I asked my daughter if she knew it. She said yeah...then sang it for me. I just recorded it in one take. I don't know much about recording or how to post-process music - so this is just as she sang it. You can hear her laugh at my guitar playing at the end.

Markovic is shit. There's probably a Markovic thread...but that's probably shit too.

Good article. Great title.

Do you like pine to cover the ceiling, floor, walls and furniture?

I tip into my hand and eat from there. But only salt & Vinegar, bacon or chicken. If you like Prawn Cocktail then you are gay (no offence to proper bummers).

I have been drinking all afternoon but I would sum up my opinion on our manager thus... I fuggin' love Brendin Rodgerses he's me friggin bez mate.

If I could do this sort of shit, I'd be much richer than I am.

Has anyone done the "Kop Cop Klopp" headline suggestion yet?

Some aren't supporters, they're fans.

I completely agree.

He's got 99 problems but this aint one.

Well played Villa. We'll be back.

Yeah...they said they won't do anything about it. It is caused by network capacity and only when it is overloaded by 10% do they take action. Action that can take months. I've probably got the 10% thing confused but the gist was that the trigger level for action hadn't been reached.

Virgin media has gone seriously downhill recently IMHO. Speeds fluctuate wildly. I am on the 150mbps package. It has been down as low as 30mbps. Which still sounds a lot - but when you are paying for 5 times that amount it doesn't feel like value. I am a gamer and would prefer a steady, stable and low latency connection at the expense of 50mbps. or so.

Eh? I am too stoopid....what's funny?

..or..."The Crinkley Bottom of the tattoo barrel."

It's sort of "Chuck...Edmonds"

This is a great scene from Shane... The nervous bartender....The guy who leaves the card game out of fear...does he know Shane from somewhere? The farmer's wife feinting...ACE!

Shane has a great storyline.

Is it a forumite? I think I know which one, now you mention it.

I have only seen 2. The VC one and the St Nazaire one. Are there more? BTW - I sneaked into the St Nazaire submarine base when I Was a teenager. It was amazing.

What was i called m8...the documentary...will wstch it online somewhere.

I am sure they will let him off with a stern warning.

Martin Skrtel: FA to charge defender over De Gea challenge The Football Association will charge Liverpool defender Martin Skrtel for an incident towards the end of the 2-1 defeat by Manchester United on Sunday. The Slovakian defender, 30, appeared to tread on United goalkeeper David De Gea during injury time at Anfield. It is expected Skrtel will be charged with violent conduct. Referee Martin Atkinson has filed a report, with the FA free to act if the official confirmed he had not seen the incident. Punishment would be three-match ban, ruling Skrtel out of Premier League matches at Arsenal (4 April) and at home to Newcastle (April 13), plus the FA Cup quarter-final replay at Blackburn on 8 April. The FA has made no comment on the matter so far.

Surely he was already buried...in a proper cemetery...at a friary. I mean...yeah... it is a car park now, but it wasn't then. Seems a bit weird to dig him up then pay for him to buried somewhere else - which in 500 years will be a hovver-board park. Couldn't the money be used for some thing else. Maybe invading a foreign country or bailing out a rogue financial institution.