Markmywords

Nearly What im saying is that if youre a parent you may as well get pissed loads because you're going to feel like shit tomorrow anyway

that picture appalls me there's just so much wrong with it bread not toast or fried bread? tomatos not beans? scrambled egg not fired or poached? canned mushrooms not fresh? and whats with the gay rectangular plate?

I've discoverd when you have young kids you feel rank anyway due to lack of sleep. So if you booze on top you just feel more rank but its still fairly normal because rank has become the norm. I've got used to feeling perennially rank whether i booze or not.

Get a wife and have some annoying kids that she has to look after whilst you're at work - that'll make your she-boss seem like mother theresa

That Cavani sending off is THE epitome of THE SHITNESS OF MODERN FOOTBALL

Will certainly be creaming myself in excessive fashion if this turns out to be reality. Great right back, honestly can't believe a CL league club isn't going to gazzump us though.

From that vid it's clear he's silky, snide and he misses open goals - i love him already

Aye this Chambers Bay looks interesting, fairways that merge into greens, par 4's that can become 5's, elevated tees 100yards up. Love Should sort the men from the boys, hopefully Tiger can break 100.

He's very good and he'll only get better, but sadly the bitchfest looks to be too far gone to keep him

Sons Of Anarchy is pretty mental, fair amount of dying goes on. Once you're over the appalling N Irish accents early on it gets pretty good. What not just get an irish bloke to play the irish guy? It's not in the same league as BB & GOT but it's deffo worth committing to. Some good characters.

<script language='javascript'> </script> Ha - love it when the continuity police draw the line way too far into analville The ships / wall thing is a good point though, where did they leave the ships? and what's to stop the dead getting on board and sailing round the wall thus negating one of their major weaknesses (hydrophonia) ,and avoiding a major obstacle (the wall)? Poor military logistics by John Snow there, maybe Bianca from eastenders was right, maybe he really does know nothing?

<script language='javascript'> </script> Sadly the kids love it, i just can't see why

Its awful - bring a packed lunch the food is expensive and awful, the rides are tame and awful and you'll queue for hours. Sure you'll have a great time.

Good episode. Liked the way the wildlings just trudged in shell shocked without any of their usual mayhem. Was actually slightly relieved that the 'some scenes viewers may find disturbing' bit was just Stannis daughter getting torched, at one point it looked like it may be Ayra getting raped. Dennyris pulled the ladder up didn't she the precious twat? After all the other 4 had done to save her she just hitched a ride and got the fuck out of dodge leaving the rest of them for dead - worra bitch. Game Of Thrones is officially awesome - may be time to have the how does it compare to breaking bad ( the boxset benchmark) discussion...

Warney's a legend, even as poms we can appreciate that. Was uncannily ironic when he dropped the ashes off his bezzie mate Peitersen in 2005. For me it all depends on which Mitchell Johnson shows up. The moustached menace of the last few years or the broken shadow of a man that slung down allsorts whilst the crowd laughed at him a few years earlier.

Spoilers obviously here so if you're not up to date with G.O.T. then do yourself a favour and fuck off to another thread eh? ****** Think we can safely say that they've finally upped their game now after what has been a repeatedly dull season so far. That was proper eerie and exciting and i like the way we only see them once in a blue moon. We probs won't see them again now until end of next season but in the meantime they'll be loads of panic and expectation. A right royal game changer to be sure. Tyrion, Dyneris + 3 dragons have the potential to make an interesting and and formidable combo. The many faced god or whatever he calls himself - don't understand what is going on but i potentially like the idea. Where the hell is Bran & his 3 eyed raven, shirely they haven't given them the whole season off? Things are looking up Thronies

<script language='javascript'> </script> Oh please, you can't be serious, that show she does with quentin wilson is painfully boring shite, makes me realise how good top gear was. She looks better than Clarkson mind.

His description of Rooney taking necessary evasive action to avoid a broken ankle and thus was not a dive was just embarrassingly wrong and everyone in the studio could see it. The point about the class of 92 all being boring robots is spot on, you can totally see why Fergurson loved them, all teachers pets workhorses, no personality but perfect pupils.

He's going to be a monster

Great match, really enjoyed it and being normally a pretty negative match watching fan, I had belief the whole way through tat we'd at least take to extra time. Then when we scored i just knew we'd win and probably before the end of 90. It's been a while since i've felt this confident watching them and it's growing and I love it. It's wonderful watching players like Can, £, Henderson, Little Phil, Sakho even Mignolet develop in confidence game by game, you can feel the spirit lifting throughout the side. Gerrard did look well past it though sadly, in 2 minds about whether he should start in the derby now.

He was shite when he came on and offered nothing to help win us the game. His marking was non existant for their goal too. I don't blame him for us not winning the game but I do blame him for being generally shite. At least at City he had brilliant games followed by shite ones, now it's just shite after shite.

Samir Nasri Ramirez Moan mongering women Fruit machines Other peoples ailments Teenagers

<script language='javascript'> </script> Can you please be more specific? Is it his consistent ability to soil himself when in contention on the Sunday of a major followed by his claims that he 'has proved that he's got a major in him'? Or just his general manner? He won't, ever, win a major by the way, of that you can rest assured.

My boss and all his mates are raving knobjockeys

<script language='javascript'> </script> Great film, Fiennes had me in stitches throughout