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Dr Nowt

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  1. Dr Nowt
    A man of distinction.
  2. Dr Nowt
    Is that mug ‘Azure’, Tony? I’ve got one in Marseille Blue, yours looks decent as well. The brew equivalent of having a whiskey or similar from a nice heavy cut glass, them mugs. Yours sincerely, the most over-40 year old man on earth.
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    Cunt pen.
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    If we don’t win this 7-0 the cheerleader can fuck off back to Mainz.
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    Brother picked this up in a little Japanese second-hand book store. Says ‘Funny, touching and full of surprises, this is a book that like the man himself will appeal to all age groups’ on the back.
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    I can confirm it doesn’t even make the top 20 reasons he’s a cunt.
  7. Dr Nowt
    The euphemism of 2024 arrives before the year even starts. Kudos.
  8. Dr Nowt
    Klopp just said it’s his ACL. Season over by the looks of it.
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    He gave Elite the idea for this thread in a note from the future just so he could get a mention, the vain get.
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    It’s almost at the point where it would be satisfying to see Joshua bang him out, let alone Usyk beating him.
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    (This is obviously peak internet pedant behaviour, but I literally read it in an article a few days ago and thought ‘Someone should check that cunt’s shed’.)
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    Streisand’s husband said it to her, apparently. Diane Warren wrote the song, which Aerosmith then took on, based on her recounting it in an interview. With a beak like hers I could hear her breathing from across the Atlantic, so he should have just got his 8 hours every night, the fucking creep.
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    If only Alan Turing wasn’t dead someone would be able to crack the code of what they’re up to.
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    Sugar Hill side-eyeing him as he’s speaking.
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    Fury looked like he just wanted to get to the final bell all night. They all knew the score. Exhibition stuff, and an incredibly shit exhibition at that.
  16. Dr Nowt
    Slash from G’n’R has lost his top hat there.
  17. Dr Nowt
    Best-paid dancing bear in history.
  18. Dr Nowt
    I’d always been dead against Saudi being allowed to ruin global sport just because they’ve got a money hose, but fair’s fair, watching Britain’s Got Talent live from the desert has swept all those concerns away like a tsunami. How did we never realise this was what boxing should look like? I feel such a fool.
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    I saw a short video clip of him being led into court earlier and he looked like he was still tripping balls. Immediately creased up, so this is definitely a valid entry to this thread.
  22. Dr Nowt
    Greta Funbergs.
  23. Dr Nowt
    Is the correct answer ‘Pace points deductions don’t count’?
  24. Dr Nowt
    I wonder if there’s a Tottenham fan in the land who celebrated that winning goal as triumphantly as today’s VAR team.
  25. Dr Nowt
    Cunt VAR.
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