House of Dirk

Three mentions in three weeks. Jeremy Corbyn isnt going to suck you off, Sunak.

And he is already technically dead, so its ok.

We all dream of a team of Tony Hibbo's, la.

Thats a lot of Vape shops

Its raining heavily down this way now, so its kind of put paid to it, the odd crack aside.

Literally cradling my jack russell as he is trembling like a leaf on account of it sounding like kyiv outside.

Yup. Some absolutely have no bones or scruples about it.

Depending which way he flip-flops, Ben Everitt, the tory cunt for Milton Keynes north, double hatted as a councillor for Bucks County Council until fairly recently.

A cunt so ugly, the midwife slapped his mother.

And no doubt, Tory commentators will be keeping the gammon ticking over on Twatter about how Sunak 'won' PMQs today. Like they did last week.

Sunak has a raging hard on for Corbyn. Someone tell this dumb motherfucker that he isnt even in the party

Thats what I thought

They can still be Spursy

Fabricunt, the dishonourable member for Ten Acre Field, fresh from a scarecrow shift. He is a fucking state.

And another mention. He has a real hard on for someone who hasnt been in the opposition party for some time

Jeremy Corbyn living in Tory heads still. Election now.

Lonsdale and Everlast for me, Clive.

Minister without scruples More faces than the town hall clock, that cunt

Blocked by her on Twitter for referring to her as Grotbags. I wear that badge with pride.

That is batshit if that happens. Imagine you or I causing a security breach in our respective jobs. I suspect we will be lucky to keep them.

Dog years

Happy beer and cake day

I watched 10 mins of Dan Wootton on KG Beebies (I dont know how I lasted that long). He was having a seismic meltdown on Twatter yesterday, which I was quite enjoying. His news show is absolute poison. Used the 'globalist' trope, which in all honesty a lot of people only learned about that over the last few days, but the fundamental difference is once you know about it, you dont use it. The show is a live version of his twitter feed, with the hysteria, hypocrisy, bollocks, the worst panel of Tory scum that you could dig up, and fawning and fellation of Johnson. Whilst he had it in for the BBC broadcaster who has been suspended, it was quite ok for him to express bias about Johnson and the Tories. And implied racism against Sunak.

This last season of UK is going well.......