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bent was credited with the goal at sunderland pepe would have stopped it had it not hit the beach ball so whats the difference with monsters?

back in the xmas of 1989 -90, im in my early teens, mum asks me what album i'd like (she bought one for us every xmas) i looked down the list of the top ten the raw and cooked - fine young cannibals skid row - skid row technique - new order like a prayer - madonna 1,000 hours - green day the stone roses - the stone roses batman - prince enjoy yourself - kylie (not for the music but for other physical discoveries of that year) street fighting years - simple minds kick - inxs rattle and hum - u2 many other albums that would happily fit into a teenagers collection so i told her to buy me one out of the top ten xmas morning opening presents, elder brother gets a skid row album, younger brother gets jive bunny and the master mixers (that made me laugh) so i open the album present and my jaw drops, mum says i thought you'd like that one, its number one in the charts the london boys (god rest their souls)- the twelve commandments of dance to this day it has never been played cant attach a picture unfortunately

ok, the guy is an absolute tosser, who will either end up and scum manager or chairman of the pfa who does winter write for, i'll give that a read

seen that he made skysports news, but everytime i try to catch it i see a steward talking to him then the piece finishes anyone able to tell me what happened or was he still crying as his marriage of convienience came to light

took a crap penalty though, 1 yard run, crap

what i'd like to say on the child birth debate is, if it was that hard to do, god would have got us men to do it worst pain ive had, brain freeze from eating ice cream too quick metal splinter under the finger nail removal of a toenail (after pain) worst knadger pain was playing football, ball hit me full on, managed to play a one two to get a cross in, as i was admiring the cross, i was hit by delayed pain and was crippled over

"eddie, answer the door" "i cant" "why not eddie" "they might think that i'm sean connery...................................zulus thousands of them, wait till you see the whites of their eyes lads......................you know they should have worn sunglasses"

DE2pQvAjCVQ ok its not a corner or a header back but he did screw up

although not a own goal, my favourite balls up comes from van der vaart hamburg are chasing the game and with a couple of minutes to go everyone, but van der vaart, has gone up for the corner, whoever they are playing clear the ball up to the halft way line. vdv, standing on the half way line, sees the oppositions striker closing him down, so he decides to head back to the keeper, as he heads it he suddenly realises the keeper isnt in goal as he had also gone up for the corner, and to make it funnier he falls over trying to get back to the ball and the striker goes on and scores

good to know your working out fella but alternate, cardio 50 mins then next time weights with 10 mins cardio at the end thats if you want to do it that way when swimming, use it as a full session, i find that im only warming up after 20 lengths, so do 60-80 this is the best cardio/muscle work out you can get, i just hate getting wet swimming, to shower after and go home and shower at home to clean properly (hate the crap gym showers), i always feel damp for the rest of the day, and in case you ask, no i havent peed myself

been getting the lads at work into it, everyone has been coming back and saying how funny it is favourite character is the tall fella neil, from: -wearing nothing under the bear suit at a kids amusement park -thinking the duke of edinburghs award was set up by prince charles and he would be helping them in the granny home - his dancing - not realising when a paedophile is hitting on him - his prom figure hugging suit - messing up the blind date game and ending up with the minger the bloke is class

i reckon ron jeremy stinks in other places than his arm pits

i like reading brian reade in saturdays mirror, as he speaks as a fan i cant stand oliver holt, the guy is a hypocrite, how he can say ohorrrugguoorruhrggoo is a drugs cheat as she missed 3 tests so he didnt count her gold at beijing, then in the same sentence says riotard turdinand was completely innocent of exactly the same offence and should be england captain as he set a professional example blokes a complete tosser

best i ever had was in the sheriton hotel in antalyor in turkey back in 94 great drunk, sober or hung over

to me blazing saddles any day, ranks right up there with the life of brian the scene where the slaves are told to sing and the cowboys end up singing camp down racetrack is an absolute classic id put a clip up, but im crap with computers and new found modern tinternet things

had it a few times, and i agree its sound, great taste, great ale if you like ales, try sneck lifter, its a stout, but with a treacle taste, and at 5.6% drunkeness will follow soon after

this may be a old question, but whats wrong with riera, is he injured or has he been caught with his kecks down with another players wife and is getting punished?

i thought this was going to be a post about gary neville i'm very disappointed

i retired 4 years ago, now at the age of 35 i fancied coming back, but then the wife reminded me that i suffered from sunday until wednesday until i felt pain free again sorry mate, no can do

maybe its the birmingham striker, didnt like living inthe midlands? or maybe its all bollocks

natalie sawyer looked fit as today, although starting to put a bit of puppy fat on i use to think georgie was the one but then found out she's shacked up with one of frodos mates off the telly, then saw a picture of them together and he either had platforms on or she is small

anyone who has and will be on the x factor, including judges and guest voice coaches start with that arrogant twat cowell and then the karaoke singer from whoville leona lewis, and then that gobshite trailor trash cole for still being with little dick even better, at the end of each show when they get voted off the public get to vote how to execute the cat wailing wannabe and at the results show all the judges play british bulldogs while strapped with cemtex of course i dont mean any of this to happen to kylie, she was not herself on the occasion she appeared and so is allowed one mistake all the the others die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

german toilets also have a ledge, because they eat so much raw meat, they crap and then check for worms before flushing they carry knives to cut through the crap and check, and on many occasions they get a gold plated knife for a xmas or birthday present

smashing the ball past james's head at fratton park when 2-1 down from an acute angle

muppets zulu (all zulus played by animal) the great muppet escape (maybe kermit can jump the fence unlike steve mcqueen) muppet die hard resevoir muppet dogs muppet pulp fiction