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Congratulations, All jokes aside, Ski is 100% right in what she has said though, #3 you hardly bat an eye lid.... they are just there, you also have a 10 year old on the scene to help out through the baby phase, when the baby hits 9 months or so the novelty has well and truly worn off for them i might add... My 3rd was the easiest baby ever.... #4 is the bloody nightmare of #1 though, new fooking car the works.... Understand your point though, #4 starts school september, i cant feckin wait!!!!! FREEDOM, ok, almost, 6 hours a day, ok, 2, i work the other 4..... but no nursery bills! yipee!!

Tesco's cause its the only decent shop within 40 miles, still shit though. sainsburys is 90 min drive, way to far to look at hot women on the tills.... if i was that way inclined.

Thats just wrong......

Your ovary's going the same way?

look bit like bowling balls......:whistle:

Ashes to Gashes... feckin ACE!!!

Tried that route, sol said it wuld be too hard to prove, even though he has lived with her from the night i threw him out, also the night i found out about her. couldn't care less now, i just want the bit of paper... He has agreed to be sited for physical abuse... i mean WTF??? Who would rather be down on paper for kicking your wife's head in then shagging around?? Also while i am on this rant, is it me, or does every person you meet (on a date type) think that because the divorce isnt complete, you still have feelings and thus a reconsiliation is still on the fooking cards?? Im geting really pissed with having to explain myself..... :wallbutt: ahhh feel better now... ;)

U2 stuck in a moment, And if the night runs over And if the day won't last And if your way should falter Along this stony pass It's just a moment This time will pass listened to it alot after me dad died.

Cheers for that, will now know what to expect if the ex ever agrees to the damn thing... Almost 2 effing years and still it goes on....

depending on the time of day and how many days late the monthly visit is, they average at 96% accuracy... I am assuming your partner has done these before thus knows what she is doing.... you wouldnt believe how many women i have met that have peed on the wrong end of the stick... i would expect this to be an accurate positive. chin up mate, in 7/8 months you'll have another lovely screaming bundle of joy!!

Something bothering you madstock??? me? Books, just finished Hidden by Cathy Glass, read about 2 books a week....

Exactly..... he bottled it..... Ah its all good fun.... ;)

yeah you have to avoid doing something for that to be a certainty... :whistle: nah, my ex threw a wobbler on our third, when the 4th came well, :eek:

My brother managed to do his g/f's auntie last week.... isn't that a bit wrong?? he's 22.....

Cheers, saved me £20 there on a 80 mile roiund trip to the cinema....

Im told real ones are almost as rare as red heads....

Oh and the 3rd doesnt kill you, thats the fourth's job......;)

Congratulations!!! 1st pink line will be the control line, showing the test has worked correctly, the second line is the bit that responds to the HCG hormone, its normally fainter then the first line in the early stages..... Fookin hate pink lines meself.....

For me, my front door used to open on to the main 60 road, luckily, people in the village used a bit of sense and no one went over 30 anyway... eventually the local council put signs up.... if your seen to correct it when you realise your driving at an inappropriate speed your fine so i believe... friend failed on this 2 months ago, she realised she wasnt doing the national speed limit but didnt correct it. she passed when she re sat the test.....

at the front bottom right corner is there a small square type door? inside is a twist lock thing, open that, water will drain and go everywhere, but the block is usually in there, not too techno an answer, but worked for mine, a zanussi too

has anyone else noticed new volkswagen owners being wankers on the road? or is it just me, and a bout 3 other of my mates? Passats and Bora's by any chance???? Foreign tourists are also a pain in the arse driving along b roads at 25mph braking at even slight bend in the road. Italians are the worse. Its not just the foreign ones..... The new british thing, with campers and RV's really are taking the piss, they should only be on the road at night.... got a 4/5 hour drive on the trunk road from Bangor to Camarthen tomorrow, ok i know i can do it in 4, done it before, this bank holiday weekend, i am loosing a whole day cause of these cunts. Edit : what happened with the quotes???

he had it, oh did he have it... still do-able now.... :whistle:

Fred savage... mmm yep,

Sorry, all day drinking session booked in.... ;) edit : should add that i haven't done an all dayer since i was 18 at least....