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Jarvinja Ilnow

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  1. Jarvinja Ilnow
    Definitely, setting off from NSW up the coast via Cairns and the Northern Territory.
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    Is it that Anderson is finished and Robinson is now shit, or is it the pitches? Robinson used to be a clever bowler at Sussex but he looks as lobotomised as Bairstow on a good day (and getting slower). If the pitches are going to play like this (Old Trafford will obviously piss it down, as per) then Wood needs to come in for Robinson. Wood can't bowl long spells so maybe Woakes needs including. Anderson at Old Trafford is a shoe-in, but Headingly and the Oval? As others have said, Crawley is a major problem - but if Bairstow is the answer then we are fucked. England won't change the playing personnel much, so maybe Bairstow replaces Crawley, and we bring in Foalkes, a w/k who isn't a moron. Rehan Ahmed could be a good call - the worry is he will shit himself, but he seems comfortable at this level, as 12th man and when he bowled in Pakistan. Just throwing drunken ideas out in frustration. As for Australia, spirit of the game? Maybe not, but they played by the rules of the game, so you can't blame them for putting an arrogant imbecile in his place.
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    Opening batsman?
  4. Jarvinja Ilnow
    Good stuff - I use it in my Madras curries.
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    England should just drop the fat little doughball twat - failed experiment. The average IQ of the squad will double when that arrogant little bastard is gone.
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    Wrex from the Mass Effect games Steve Smith, Australian man baby
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    Yeah, but isn't the tweed jacket, dark kex look rocking! Reliable side parting, sensible tie - Grattan catalogue man.
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    Funny you should say that - I've never been a big fan but this is the best I've heard them.
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    Basball.
  10. Jarvinja Ilnow
    My username on RAWK is "Level 3 Football".
  11. Jarvinja Ilnow
    Or Douglas Jardine. Loved the way the menacing music and shadowed closeups happened everytime Jardine appeared on Bodyline. I'm going to enjoy watching you die, Mr Bradman.
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    Looks great, CD, and none too stingy on the pepper. What happened to the red bucket though, did it melt in the microwave?
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    Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio infernalis adversarii, omnis legio, omnis congregatio et secta diabolica. Ergo, omnis legio diabolica, adiuramus te…cessa decipere humanas creaturas, eisque æternæ perditionìs venenum propinare…Vade, satana, inventor et magister omnis fallaciæ, hostis humanæ salutis…Humiliare sub potenti manu Dei; contremisce et effuge, invocato a nobis sancto et terribili nomine…quem inferi tremunt…Ab insidiis diaboli, libera nos, Domine. Ut Ecclesiam tuam secura tibi facias libertate servire, te rogamus, audi nos.
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    Bairstow done gone full Bairstow. Useless.
  15. Jarvinja Ilnow
    Bazball has identified its new posterboy
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    They are obsessed with black trim! It makes any half decent design look like it belongs in the Ethel Austin reduced bin.
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    Glen McGrath says "yes".
  18. Jarvinja Ilnow
    Players might not be demanding 'premium wage' on the books, but you can be sure they are getting premium.wage!
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    If Stronts doesn't mind me cutting in.
  20. Jarvinja Ilnow
    Clem was the original 'sweeper-keeper', so any formation really, but with a high line.
  21. Jarvinja Ilnow
    Hopefully not paid in crypto currency, though.
  22. Jarvinja Ilnow
    Be fair - two good albums.
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    Yes! I always thought you were a cunt, Stig, but now have to admit you are actually just a quim.
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    I find this quite pertinent.
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    Good Old Merv, making sure not to neglect the salad buffet! Reminds me of Cheryl in the Royle Family: "I'll have fish chips and mushy peas..." But you've just had a Burger King. "ok, and a Diet Coke". I've got a Bulldogs shirt from the last time we were over! We tend to visit Aus out of season for the AFL, which is a shame, as I'm getting really into it. Don't have affiliation to any particular team, but like the Fremantle Dockers because we love the town and Perth, and because of the blue collar angle. Good of your dad not to get you into Collingwood!
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