Jorge Borge

On reflection I realise I didn't quite get the gist of the task at hand.

I was buried alive and left to die, which I subsequently did after days of gruelling, painfully slow withering, was banished to hell where I licked Hitler's sweaty crack 24/7, got reincarnated as a shit, was stepped in and trodden half way across the world and I'm still to this day happier than when I saw Kromkamp diving like the dirty, big girl he is.

Cheers for the welcomes and getting back to us. Been a member of a couple of other Liverpool forums but never felt compelled to post really, until I found this one. Seems a really sound and clued up group of people here who make me chuckle regularly. Not meaning to kiss arse too much. It's only till I know you all well enough to start mutual piss-taking, haha. With regards to computer shite, I've always had a mate who just came and did things to my PC. A pint to say thanks and away you go again. He's gone and got himself married and disappeared. Some folk are so selfish.

Hello all. I've been skulking around this site for quite a while and, in a strange way, feel like I know many of you a bit already. Hopefully I'll come out of the shell and start actually contributing something now. I've pleasured myself in multifarious ways to your collective multifold of film, T.V., music and most notably slag-of-the-day recommendations to date. Thankyou all kindly. I know it's a bit cheeky to ask as I'm only just making the effort to introduce myself but, in distressed soap character asking help from recently scorned lover style, "I just didn't know where else to go". I've just updated my hard-drive and the shop copied all of my old files onto the new one. On the BIOS screen it's saying that it can see the new memory amount but in 'My Computer' it still says the old one's there. Is there anyone who knows about this stuff as I'm right naive, me. Once again 'Hello' and belated and advanced thanks for deeds both past and future.

Does anyone know who's commentating with Steve Hunter on e-season? Please, Steve, turn the mike off for a second and tell him it's: Bennayoun, not Ben Haim, Lucas, not Lewis and Jermaine Pennant, not Jamie. He talks a right old load of cock.

I wanna bum Paul Weller-eller-eller-ay-ay-ay

Whoops, tell a lie. Only looked cartoony on the full-screen Youtube version.

Gayers.

I read the review above by Chris (if that's your real name) and it's spot on. I've just finished watching the film and it's an amazing piece of cinema. Totally engaging through masses of charm and just enough tension. I loved the characters - it's even hard to dislike the 'baddie'. Their little monologues from time to time, reflecting on society like the story from the newspaper, are cracking. Pivotal to the flow.

That's fantastic. Was a little confused at first, as I thought it was going to be an advert for an upcoming project but it all becomes clear. The opening few shots - from string, over audience to opening door and then round the corridor are (and it's impossible to say this without sounding a completely pretentious twat) wonderful. Don't really understand the sort of cartoony feel as I'm not really a massive Hitchcock buff. Was it trying to replicate old film or am I missing a subtle heads-up?

Fair play... Just had a listen to your songs on myspace and it's quality. Good luck with the label bloke. Hope he shows. Look forward to hearing good things from you in the future.

That is literally the best thing I have ever seen in my life. Love the fact he's still undecided how to spell his own name as well.

"... discovered an internal fraud of a considerable scope" "The loss suffered is very big." Got to love their overwhelming sense for the dramatic. Don't get too excited, chaps.

Dates, wrapped in bacon, then shallow fried. They're called 'Deliciosas' in Spain and are indeed just that. P.S. Meat and fruit rocks

I was in Spain not so long back and was watching a programme that claimed he sleeps in a kind of altitude tank that mountaineers use to acclimatise themselves before long treks. Apparently it's so his lungs are super-sized and he's far fitter than the average chap. It didn't say whether the present Mrs Raul sleeps with him therein or whether they get jiggy, mile-high style. These were naturally my first thoughts on hearing the news and naturally I was disappointed not to have my queries furnished with the necessary answers. True story (according to the Spanish press)

Ooh, can I play? Sorry I haven't done a proper introduction of myself but I *can't be arsed to start a / may prove to not really be worth a (delete as applicable) new thread for... Most recent (Unfortunately) Troy - 2/10 - Worst acting.....ever. But in a stab at some redemption: Before that, 'You Kill Me' - 7.8/10 and before that, 'Gandhi' - 9/10 Going through a Ben Kingsley month at the moment. Definitely recommend 'You Kill Me'. Kinglsey's an alcoholic, Polish hitman that has to go into rehab to be able to do his job properly again. Think the man's one of the crackingest yet most often overlooked, poles-wise, actor of these times.

Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp that bought a warehouse...etc

John Edwards has written... * More about 'liverpool' than anything else * A lot about 'benitez' in the last month * More bylined articles than the average journalist Based on 39 articles published in 14 news websites since September 2007. The topics John Edwards mentions most: anfield arsenal benitez england everton george gillett gerrard gillett healy hicks liverpool manchester united marseille northern ireland premier league rafa benitez spain tom hicks torres united Based on 39 articles published in 14 news websites since September 2007 Understand the above axes being ground and all the 'no smoke without fire' gubbins but have to say this makes interesting reading. It would be nice to see column inches devoted to Liverpool where journalists say "Fair play...we know the sum of fuck all like all of you so we won't bother chucking our tuppence in."

Hello all. Don't normally write (in fact never write) but, on a subject such as this that I feel quite passionately about, I felt compelled. Shockingly overrated buffoon. Far too much the Hollywood darling who's name alone gets him parts due to the undeserved hype it generates. Had the displeasure of watching 'The Terminal' over Christmas (too contentedly drunk to put up a resistance) and wept inside throughout. Credit due for 'Forrest Gump' (good storyline) and 'Saving Private Ryan' (for general epicness and 'tink' noise of people being shot in the head). The credit for both don't go to him, though. Agree with the above that, age group wise, Pitt and Depp are far superior and more versatile. Thanks for listening.

Maybe Parry's got Warnock on his ignore list. Hello, by the way.