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Teflon Don

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  1. "Until I learn to accept my reward"

  2. "Elephants are wankers. Silly fuckers."

    1. thegreatelephant

      thegreatelephant

      elephants are not wankers. guerillas ain't gangstas either

  3. "Rita Ora Frees The Nipple For Topless ‘Lui’ Cover Shot By Terry Richardson" said the headline, which is inaccurate, because it's actually both of them: Warning! The following content is NOT WORK SAFE. Click the Show button to reveal.
  4. "Fuck off, Starsky!"

  5. At which point the thread will be re-named 'Queen Bee at RIP'.
  6. Lemmy had actually turned 70 four days earlier. My list for 2016 has just been submitted, so here's to another year of stiffs for everyone.
  7. Everyone says 'hi'...

  8. "We're lucky they didn't make it compulsory"
  9. Up on Happy Donkey Hill...

  10. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless it's a stroke, which will be significantly debilitating.
  11. "You don't need trophies to be a winner..."
  12. Not just his political views that would fit in nicely within the Conservative Party, then.
  13. Someone called A$AP Rocky, who had this to say (rap) on the matter: "I swear that bitch Rita Ora got a big mouth Next time I see her might curse the bitch out Kicked the bitch out once cause she bitched out, spit my kids out Jizzed up all in her mouth and made the bitch bounce" A gentleman never tells, Mr Rocky.
  14. You know I'm born to lose and gambling's for fools, but that's the way I like it baby, I don't wan't to live forever!

  15. The Radio 1 Roadshow 2015 (from left: Gary Davies, Steve Wright, Dave Lee Travis)
  16. "What a marvellous centre forward Aldous Huxley was"

  17. "Fick erf you sad, path-tic winker"

  18. Wales drawn in England's group for Euro 2016.
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