DalyanPete

Spot on.

Can we start panicking yet?

Up at 6 this morning,bad back and can hardly move and got bit to fuck by this stealth assassin. Managed to swat it as it made for my face. So satisfying to know the blood on the floor was all mine. Cunt of an species, thank you God.

Fair point but I love Marvel. I can believe in Thanos, infinity stones and their relativity, mutants and the like but I'm guessing a twatting with an extinguisher might just hurt a mortal a bit more.

Just finished the Punisher, thought series 1 was good. Series 2, couldn't wait for it to end. Sorry, you don't get hit 4 times in the face/head(John, the hitman) with a fire extinguisher and live to tell the tale. Fit birds in it though.

That is a beautiful story. Children should only be part of happy stories.

Get the fuck in. I want to beat these twats in everything. Egg and spoon, trolley dash...bring it on.

Funking hell, cameltoe before it was even invented.

That is one excellent piece of posting.

Beautiful tribute.

Saw him at the Empire about four years ago, jaw achingly funny. Comedy genius.

Bit harsh......on rats and cuts.

Only if you're the season ticket holder I believe.

Just managed to distribute Burnley ticket at last!

They never thunked about that. Remember when having a season ticket was valued by the club, just get the impression the club don't see that as their bread and butter these days.

So download of season ticket is easy. Does each individual match ticket get sent to your email? Don't know if it's just me but the club Faqs don't answer anything.

They don't take rejection very well. For every rejection there's a song about death. Horrible people.

I never noticed.

Harsh but fair

Brilliant

Nice one, signing up for Spotify Turkey when my new phone arrives so will give it a go.

Funny as fuck that, missus watched one episode and just didn't get it.

Records like this depress me that I listened to that twat off Tomorrow's World telling me CDs where the future. That and a Daughters boyfriend stealing/selling my entire lifes history of music buying. Most probably to Edwards. But hey, if you need your fix. Fuck CDs and him.

Based on what exactly? I mean, do you know her?

Perfect summation, applies to many walks of life.