Ian

I only realised that now. His post annoyed me so i replied without reading through the thread properly.

Fucking hell. She fell from the top rope and landed awkwardly on her head/neck and it could have been very serious. The other one ib the match Beth picked her up the hair and dragged her to the middle of the ring by her head. This was a very dangerous thing to do as Candice could have had a broken neck. That's the point that's being made. Either you can't see that or you are a massive WUM.

There you go. :thumbsup:

I laughed out loud at that and now my Dad is giving me strange looks. I'm not sure how to explain what i'm laughing at.

I went on the piss, suffering now going for a lie down on the couch and watch the derby hoping i don't puke.

Me too. Then i might be heading out if my friends make up their fucking minds about whether they're going out or not. It's a simple question, are you going on the piss tonight ? Yes or fucking no, it's not that hard.

:thumbsup: Brilliant, where did you get it ?

Happy Birthday Rash :thumbup:

:lol: No, i work in a hospital actually. The hospital stores to be exact.

I wear a t-shirt with the name of the people i work for on it, blue jeans and steel toe capped boots. Somedays i wear my own t-shirts as long as they're similar in colour to the official work t-shirts. I've only worn suits twice in my life, the first for my original job interview and the second time for a promotion in my job. In total i've worn suits for only a few hours, i'd hate to have to wear one every day.

I earn about €2,200 a month after tax. I don't have any loans or a mortgage. I'm still living at home so i get all my meals every day and my washing done and so on. I do give my parents €600 a month which leaves me €1,600 for myself. I do save though around €200 a month and i am paying money in to a pension as well as the work pension that i started on day one in work. I recently got a mini promotion which is basically a few grand extra a year and less hours, i think it's about right though because of the shit i and my work mates have to put up with sometimes. Also we do work very hard when we have to. I also have great job security because i work for the HSE, the health service here in Ireland. There have been cutbacks lately though but anyone already employed is safe. I do spend a stupid amount of money a month but i still have quite a bit saved, which will be handy when i get a car in the next few months.

I had a dream a few weeks ago that i remembered really clearly when i woke up. It was basically my future played out in my dreams. I got a job promotion, big office, fancy suit and of course a bigger wage packet. It was in the place i work now and i was the boss, all the people i work with were in it. I also had a wife and child and could clearly see their faces and i even remembered their names. It really scared me how realistic it was, the part about work and other private things that happened. Is this telling me what's going to happen in the future or should i lay off the drink ? Other examples of dreams i've had would be meeting people i hadn't seen in years and having a chat with them. On a few occasions i've met the people afterwards and what they told me in the dream is almost exactly what they're really doing. This is some freaky shit, either i have some weird gift or the drink is fucking up my head big time.

well lubed up

I heard that alright the other day. Anything that pisses the mancs off is a good thing. On Sunderland supporters, they really are a sound bunch. They had a pre season tour of Ireland and they played my local team Cork City, we went for a few pints with them afterwards and they were a great laugh.

That's quality, he's got his walk perfect as well. :lol:

Happy Birthday. Class sig as well.

I'm the opposite, i'd take 15-20 minutes in work and around 5 at home. Getting paid for having a shit is great.

Dr. Dre - The Watcher from the album 2001. No matter how many times i listen to the whole album i never get sick of it. For me it's perfect and i don't skip any tracks either like most other albums.

Me too. To be fair though it was one of his better efforts.

They're going to win the league sure. :lol: I'd say it will be Derby, Boro and Wigan.

That made me laugh out loud. I agree though BO is worse because it's preventable, fair enough everyone sweats but soap and a bit of deodorant are cheap. I wonder can these people smell themselves ? We had a fella in work who used stink the whole time, it must have worked for him though because he went out with some savage women, he must have had a huge nob or something.

Yeah, that's him. It's amazing how much he changed from being a total scumbag to doing great work helping kids etc. It is a great read and if you see a copy of it you should definitely get it. I bought mine in Virgin Megastore for about €8 only a few weeks ago.

Redemption by Stanley ''Tookie'' Williams, the founder of the Crips gang. Definitely the best book i've read, basically it tells his life story and it's a very interesting read.

The chainsaw bit was funny alright but i had already seen that in a trailer. As you say you could see the jokes coming a mile away and that was the most dissapointing thing really. I laughed once or twice and i'm glad i didn't have to pay to watch it. I've got a link for the movie if anyone wants it drop me a pm. Only if you really really want to see it though, i wouldn't recommend it anyway.

Just finished watching it and i thought it was terrible. I laughed once that was it. I thought it was a terrible story and definitely a dissapoinment for long time simpsons fans.