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  1. So, am I the only one then that thinks it's a laugh that two options are legend or "leper?"
  2. That's exactly what Im telling you. Im proud as fuck of my red luscious locks thank you very much.
  3. Im with Simon on this one. I plan to be alive in a hundred years anyhow; so crazy talk it is.
  4. Since red hair is getting rarer, does this make me more exotic and thus more attractive to the opposite sex? I think so, yes
  5. Didn't Freddie Murcury used to have midgets walking around his parties with plates attached to their heads full of cocaine for the pleasure of his guests? I thought that was the coolest thing ever when I heard it so for that reason, and because it's somewhat similar, Im in.
  6. "Oh no, the X Factor have ruined the Christmas No. 1 for everybody? Boo fucken boo!" No, they haven't. The winner releases a bland souless dirge around this time every year and it's up to the music buying masses whether they purchase the single or not; just the same as before the X Factor phenomeon. People aren't exactly marched Gestapo style to their local HMV and forced to buy it now, are they? People vote with their wallets what they want the No. 1 to be, same as it always has been. Really, the only people that this affects is the bookies who have lost out on the Christmas No. 1 market so forgive me if I don't exactly shed a tear for them. The whole X Factor Christmas No. 1 era will eventually be a footnote in chart history anyhow when the X Factor reaches the end of it's shelf life as it surely will. Think of how big Big Brother used to be during the 2000 one up to around 2004; people will eventually get sick of something that has such a domineering effect on media, Television and pop culture for months at a time. I give it another two years at the level it's at now, then another three/four years where it gradually diminishes in importance until, Voila; it's gone, just like that.
  7. Hey, I have to stick up for the reds in this one, don't I? She does have an unusual head on her and isn't beautiful in the conventional sense but there is still something striking about her; I'd imagine that's why she has become such a sucsessful model.
  8. Wait a minute, I think I might just know his name; it's Boris. I am Invincible! Coat; get; bye.
  9. Isn't there someone here who gets a bit flustered and takes it a little bit too personally when it is pointed out to him that the Matrix sequels are a bit shit? I think I remember laughing at a thread a couple of years ago when they were discussed. Also, very good shout to whoever pointed out the Latino doll in White Men Can't Jump. She's also equally annoying in Pineapple Express. I know he's supposed to be a bit of a cunt but Brick Top in Snatch really gets on my nerves for some reason.
  10. The mother out of Home Alone. I bet deep inside; Kevin was aghast to see her return in both movies. He would have been far safer off being raised by the Pigeon woman in Central Park than that heinous bitch if you ask me. I'm not that big a fan of Buzz either come to think of it.
  11. She terrifies me as well; her arse disgusts me, I am not in the least bit attracted to her but of course I would. Imagine tromboning that fat arse; I bet she'd love it.
  12. Some people have little to be at. Who gives a sheit what the Christmas No. 1 is anyhow? Nobody forces anyone to buy the sheit X Factor song every year but if it's what the masses like, so be it. It doesn't effect me.
  13. He also has never urinated or excreted; spring came a month early when he was born and rainbows spantaneously burst upon the sky when he was born. I think it was 9 hole in ones he got and he ended up 34 under-par on his first ever game of golf.
  14. That's my little baby! Fuck, the things I would do to her. One of my mates actually fucked a midget a few years ago. The jealousy has been consuming me ever since.
  15. Fuck me, you beat me to it. There was a programme about midgets on TV 3 (an Irish Channel) tonight about midgets. It mostly featured British midgets though so Im sure it was originally on British telly if anyone here saw it. There was a Iranian midget on it who I would gladly fumble with under the covers. I'll try my damndest to get a picture. Ps: (Has there ever been a better thread than this one in the history of the GF?)
  16. I would ride both of them into tomorrow. There both good solid 4 and 3 out of 10's respectively. Of course, I would let them swallow my load.
  17. I haven't heard it yet but Im pretty sure it will be the X Factor winner's cover of "Don't Stop Believin" by Journey.
  18. I got the impression from reading Robbie Fowler's book that his Dad who was a big blue-nose no longer has any time for them based on the treatment his son got from Everton supporters.
  19. What's your sisters no. Diamondjoe? Im a real stand-up guy... except when im lying down.
  20. Just after watching Leon there. Isn't it an awful pity that Natalie Portman had to grow up? Also, old Tony (the guy who is keeping Leon's money) is a bit of a prick, isn't he? First he looks at Tony as if he had farted when Leon had the audacity to ask about his own money and mention his plans for it; then he rats Leon out and Im pretty sure little Matilda isn't ever going to see more than a token amount of Leon's thousands either. Cunt!
  21. I've did this one many times. Just me, the bog and a nice big dirty 3 Ltr. bottle of cider. I've had shower beers before too I think. Come to think of it, one of my friends and I actually had a few beers in the shower together. There's no way I can say that without it sounding homo-erotic is there? Truthfully though, we were just enjoying each other's company.
  22. I find it quite kinky actaully. I might ask the next tramp I take home with me to put on a pair of O' Neills shorts for me. Maybe even convince her to wear a pair of football boots as well.
  23. Katie Taylor. Champion Irish Boxer. Id let her beat the lugs of me anytime.
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