Da Bitch

My daughter & her mates use the word all the time!!!

Too pissed off to even have drool let a lone masterbate over a pix of an Aston Martin!!!at the mo, But if you must know it was.......

David Hasselhoff, Will Farrell, most I find shite have already been mention agree with 1892 about Van Damn & Segal (the former of these 2 is just for drooling over!!! especially that arse!! :drool:)

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That's gorgeous unlike the other car Aston unveiled @ Geneva yesterday the Lagonda AVL god that is one fucking ugly car!!! What were they thinking??

Sept 18 2048 (83)

Quite right too, that was the 1st cd I bought when I got a cd player, played it the other night.

''Gorgeous'' (Fuck knows which blind plank gave him that monicker) George Galloway uber bellend & around waste of good oxygen, his spends more of his time on ''fact finding missions'' in Bangaldesh than in the commons, his contant whining about Iraq , if you WANT to help them take your fucking ugly self & be useless over there coz you do fuck all for a 1/4 of your consitituents here!! You couldn't find a gag big enough to keep this twat quiet,even if you shove both Vanessa Feltz & Jo brand collective arses in his gob!! Peter Mendalson a nasty oily crooked rent boy bumming conman, every time I see this twunt I have the urge to shove a red hot poker up his jacksey & use his boyfriend as shark bait!! Two Jags, the fat bar steward, love to mow this fat fuck down with one of his jags & reverse over his fat head.

Smart Cars the 2 door ones looks like something my niece would build with her lego!!, Just horrible on so many levels 21st century version of that prefabercated monstrocity Citreon CV5 I call them Granny/Wanker mobile it's seems so wrong for anyone under the age of 75 to drive these things Except if your a Man Utd player them it should be made conpulsary.

If that was a man I wouldn't let him out of the bedroom:drool: Have you seen the new Astons DBS Volante & the V12 Vantage :drool: There are good-looking cars then there are Aston Martins

Totally agree, It was more enjoyable than I thought it'd be, my mate lent me her copy & said it was good ...normally take what she says with a oinch of salt, coz when she does recommend a film they are usually overrated shite!!

When I read that I felt like slapping her!! I can't stand her.

Gives a whole new meaning to kiss my arse!!!!

Medical Distinction We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed: GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?' BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say, 'You're next.' I hope this clears up any confusion. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death. ________________________________________________________________ All Seniors Aren't Senile!!! An older, white haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young thing at his side. He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a £5,000 ring. The old man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.' At that statement, the jeweller went to his special s tock and brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only £40,000' the jeweller said.. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.' The jeweller asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, 'by cheque. I know you need to make sure my cheque is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon,' he said. Monday morning, the jeweller phoned the old man.. 'There's no money in that account.' 'I know,' said the old man, 'But let me tell you about my weekend...'

I was bullied at school, after I had a fight with her that's when the bitch & her cronies left me alone, they MIGHT appear to you as hard but they aren't Basically bullies are cowards.

Have one sugar in my tea, none in coffee, have fat boy coke when I can't get coke zeroto got with my JD, Occassionally drink fat boy Iru Bru,(diet one is fucking rank) normally it's water or no added sugar squash drinks. BTW Ris how can you say something taste shit when & I'll you on this quote " In fact I never touch a diet version of anything. Firstly, i don't need to, secondly they all, without exception taste like shit." hmm?

Ok...so I missed an I out but you understood what I ment!! you facetious little git!:laugh:

Typical of you blokes!!:laugh:

You can vote for the one you want to keep!! The favours are: Fish & Chips Crispy Duck & hosin Onion Bahija Builders Breakfast Chilli & Chocolate Cajun Squirrel ( don't ask!) I've so far tried the 1st two, don't fancy the chilli & chocolate one

2nd hand shops especially the ones that deal mainly with house clearances my mate furnished her flat out completely except for the kitchen. plus sometimes people will throw out good stuff, said mate got a nice table & four chairs & a decent leather sofa (all she did was reupholester the chairs which cost her pennies used a pair of old curtain she got from a charity shop for 50p & a lick of vanish good as new.)

Knew somebody who did this then clean up after the fuckers had their little "accident" so when the police came round the guy said look officer how could they have fallen on my path, I have to keep it clear & ice free or else my wife who has bad knees wouldn't be able to get in to the cab to go to the hospital for her regular appointment ( having Chemo at the time). he got away with it, chief fucker broke his arm, one got a cut that got infected, never bothered him again. about a year later he also managed very early in the morning to go round to chief fuckers house & dump loads of horse shit out side the front door, sat in his van ( worked for Thames water at the time) & watched chief fuckers mutton dressed as Lamb mother come out & step in it he left a note too Merry Xmas & a Happy New Year from all the victims of your little darling & his mates! he said you should have heard her kick off she drag CF by the scruff of his outside dumped him in it, he absoluted pissed himself laughing literally.

Bloody hell ....not the ones I went in to couldn't fucking move in thereonly went in to buy some new darts got them in the 3rd store I went in to!!!

God your a fucking despressing mob!!.... Well you know what they say?? If you can't beat them...join them how about the theme tune to Eastenders.. No on 2nd thoughts just watch the bloody thing!!

My daughter & partner went tonite just come back from there, she's happy got to shake hands with Phil Taylor, but is pissed off because she recorded on sky plus & it failed!!

Animal House 10/10 doesn't matter how many times I watch it, the films still fucking ace!!