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GFAT5 1st round - Fierce Snake Vs Giant Anteater
TonyTNT replied to Remmie's topic in GF - General Forum
Anteater is gonna get stumped fucked...don't get me wrong I love the furry long nosed little bastard, but a snake is a shit house...pops up, sinks his fangs then fucks off...the slimey cunt. -
Firstly, congrats mate. The only advice I would offer is that it can be very hard, much more for the mother than the father, but the negatives fall into obscurity when compared to the plus side and just keep thinking that. There will be times especially when your Mrs is moody with you for what seems like fuck all and the baby is crying nonstop for what seems like fuck all, you may despair and think that it’s too hard. The key thing to remember at those times is that the baby will stop crying and your Doris will start smiling, you just got to ride the storm because it is worth it. Lastly,don’t ever ask your Wendy what’s wrong when she’s throwing the mard on leading up to the birth or for the next 12 months after for that matter, as the likely hood is my friend she will snaggle puss your nuts.
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is not happy her personal laptop has just died and wont come back to life. now i have to use my uni laptop. and to top it off my beautiful daughter has been switched with a terrible little witch!! Here's an idea. How about you pay her some attention rather than flanging over Facebook for hours on end boring "peeps" with endless shite.....bet she's a fucking swamp donkey to boot.
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The first person on Google Images with your name
TonyTNT replied to RedinSweden's topic in GF - General Forum
I'm a fucking cool soul singing black guy...only downside is I'm dead. Tony Clarke (died 1970) was an American soul singer-songwriter born in New York City and raised in Detroit. -
If they are Cat D then I am sure by law they need to be signed of by the ministry of motor or something like that, I'm sure any mechanics can confirm this. I have had 2 cat D's both had to be signed off so if you contact the DVLA they will let you know who you need to confirm this with. Both cars have been fantastic (touch wood). As for insurance just check the small print as some insurance companies will not insure you.
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Yes Hetty Bellend gets my vote..the bellend...
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I’m seriously toying with the idea of knocking the booze on the head. I don’t drink every night, but when I drink I drink to excess and hence follows all of the silly decisions that come with it. I’m tired of the self loathing and I feel that drink at the moment is the major factor. It will be very hard as booze has been a big part of my life but I feel at this moment it is for the greater good.
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Notts County let me down yesterday, fucking bell ends...
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I think Gabriel Cash said it best to Ray Tango when making reference to Conan the burly cell mate "You broke that jaw" ....She's got jaw transplant written all over her....
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Good point, Glen Hoddle (The fucking bellend) talks to dead people the crazy diamond nights or whites or whatever the fuck he sang fuck... p.s. I get the irony in your post..
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Get a grip my little furry friend....
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A lot of players looked tired or it could just be off the pace, we had a shit draw going to WHL first game, but I will eat my shit if Spurs do not turn over any of the other top 4 during the season.
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I've had my pre match shit, it was a floater,,,this is a good sign, always a good sign when I have Tarka the friendly otter swimming in my loo....Fuck I'm nervous, I've missed this..Come on lads...!
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The MrKiplinwebspinner
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Getting a mouth party during cricket week
TonyTNT replied to Red Banjo's topic in GF - General Forum
Oh my heart bleeds...try having a nine month old baby....it's like pussy Area 51 in my house..It doesn't exist and I certainly don't get a day pass..... -
I had a bunch of the cunts set up home in my attic. I was pretty lucky as I just unleashed nearly a full can of "Fuck O Wasp" and closed the hatch. They seemed to fuck off or die, either way I hope that in the wasp circles I am now known as Dr Death....little bog eyed, slow flying, jam licking cunts.
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Who the fuck do Spurs think they are, Man Ure?
TonyTNT replied to The Chief's topic in FF - Football Forum
Poor mans Bramble. -
I don't know what it is with this film, but it leaves me teary eyed evertime, when Shoeless Joe mutters "No, Ray. It was YOU" breaks me. *heads off to do some manly shit like arm wrestle or buy a rorno mag*
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I’m quite sad to see Xabi leave (when he does), I really couldn’t give a flying fuck the circumstances behind it, and I also won’t be calling him a prick anytime soon. For me he will always belong to that elite group of players that for one hot summers night in 2005 made me experience emotions I have never felt before and don’t think I ever will, for that there will always be a special place for him. As for the team, fuck we survived when bigger players than Xabi have left and we will again, onwards and upwards.
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Hoodies: Do you actually realise what a fucking bell end you look wearing a hoody when everyone else is in shorts? do yourself a favour, kill your friends then kill yourself. Charity workers who stop you in the street when your on lunch: Look my little want to save the world friend go fuck yourself with a lump hammer, I donate to the charities I WANT, not the ones you tell me to. Hare Krishna's: Take your little book that your trying to sell, roll it in a ball and shove it up your stupid pony tailed arse.
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I was in a bar the other day and I have to say the lass behind the bar was fucking genius, I'm talking Rolls Royce service. She was excellent at keeping tabs with who was next and she also managed to take your order just as she was finishing the previous one, this obviously removed the whole waiting to see who's going to be the cunt and push in when she asked "Whos next"
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Just about to go balls deep on a Shepherd's Pie, then i'm gonna drink until the lights go out.
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Watch Over You - Foo Fighters Maggie May - Rod Stewart Everybody Is Stalking- Badly drawn boy