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Fell away after christmas, teams learned how to deal with them. Ended up somewhere in midtable I believe.

IIgor's captain of Dinamo Zagreb isn't he? Sure he had the armband on when they played Udinese in the UEFA Cup this season.

Luton. (Dis)honourable mentions to Middlesbrough and Bradford.

Behind the Curtain: Travels in Eastern European Football by Jonathan Wilson is one of my favourite books. Some of the things that happened in football under Communism were truly unbelievable. Tor! and Morbo (books on the history of the German and Spanish games respectively) are both interesting too.

Pink Floyd - Wish You Were here

He's bat-fuck insane, simple as that. He's basically the footballing equivalent of George Bush.

He's bat-fuck insane, simple as that. He's basically the footballing equivalent of George Bush.

He's bat-fuck insane, simple as that. He's basically the footballing equivalent of George Bush.

They're waiting for the UEFA Cup last 16 games to be played so they can do both quarter/semi draws at once.

Preferred draw: Us v Bayern Porto v Villareal Arse v Chelsea Mancs v Barca

Mendieta too.

Quaresma twice come to think of it, Barca and Inter. Damien Duff too. Actually, just most players who signed for Chelsea in the first two years Abramovich owned them.

Present Footballer - Quaverlips Ferdinand Ex-footballer - Stan Collymore Manager - Slur Alex Ferguson Ex-manager - Ron Atkinson TV "Personality" - Andy Cunting Gray Politician - Thatcher Singer - Jay Kay

Tough decision between Cleese and Palin. Eventually decided on Palin because I love his travel programmes

Utter utter genius. Definitely one of the best kid's tv show ever. The Intruder [YOUTUBE]http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HArUmqqiL0s[/YOUTUBE]

Been watching it on iplayer today and think its quality. Genuinely surprised that so many major breakthroughs in science and technology came out of the area so recently.

Picked up a pack for the first time today, probably gonna put some Monty Python on and give them a try in a bit.

Some of the pictures on there are horrible, especially the ones of young kids covered in blood. No children should ever be treated like that.

Well in your book you culd have said needles to say.... I....... I took drugs.....

What tactics did you use with that?

Roxanne- The Police

Alan Partridge- I'm Alan Partridge Cartman- South Park Father Ted Crilly- Father Ted Dougal- Father Ted Bender- Futurama Towelie- South Park Ralph Wiggum- The Simpsons Randy Marsh- South Park Kenny- South Park Michael- I'm Alan Partridge

There was an article in the Inderpendent the other day saying attendances in the top flight are highest they've been since the fifties

I am legend 8/10 We Own the Night 7/10 Monty Python and the Holy Grail 10/10