Edward.

Really? Must have missed that.

......as the title would suggest, but not too bad. Egotastic! - Emma Watson Upskirt + See-Through Panties = Awesome!

Any animal that can do this gets my vote.

JohnnyH and his boyfriend in New York.

Gary Neville?

It was you wasn't it? I've seen your Facebook pics.

Google is your friend.

Actually that's a load of bollocks, but I did get two Geordies to try and batter each other after the match, the Irish goon bits right though.

Almost got into a fight in my local after the Toon beat us 2 - 1 I think, anyway I was gonna batter this lad when some big Irish goon appeared at the doorway and dragged me off. Actually I think there was probably more than one lad in for a battering. Or so I've been told.

You posh get.

Oh....neither did I.

Really? How do you do that?

They went to a friends farm yesterday and where extremely shocked to see some lambs being born "Is that where they come from?" "Yes" says Mum. "Do they come from there on us too?" "Yes". Ruby starts to cry and says she wants to be a boy. They are 9.

I also have 2 of them who will be asking soon.

R&C just for an excuse to listen to this..... http://80scartoonscontent.co.uk/sounds/roobarb.mp3

I get them for the wife all the time. I remember sitting outside of Prestos once with the shopping when I was about 11 and wondering why everyone was laughing at me. It wasn't until my Mum pulled up also laughing, I then realised the twats had boxed the shopping up in the biggest box of Tampax you have ever seen.

I apologise if it's been done.

All this time I thought it was Spilby, no wonder you haven't got the money I haven't sent.

# It's Gods way of telling you to get me a ticket next time. Especially if they are free.

I'm married who knows?

Theres a Travel Lodge and a Backpackers Inn on the Quayside 15 mins from St James.

And I can still feel that girls nipple on my forehead.

Dead cheap too. I completely forgot where it was Adam I imagined it to be somewhere completely different to where it is, so when I walked past it the other day oh how i laughed, how pissed was I?