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Ta. Got inspired when ordering a dvd of the Christmas special. It comes with a Conky finger puppet!

Doing his bit to try and promote his home city? QUEER!

mentalist

I've just seen it for the first time. Neither should have got a red, but I do find it hard to feel too much sympathy for Luis after seeing him go down like he'd been shot. Not happy about that at all.

Yeah, the cold weather can certainly cause joint problems. Though I'm utterly confused as to how that relates to Momo misplacing the plot..

But Cruyff invented that turn. I think it was called the 'turn that couldn't slow down'.

Definitely having one of his days. I suspect it's a joint user name..

Exactly what I think. The best of the not quite best. Still owns property in the area, doesn't he?

I can't believe I forgot Cruz. She is actually rank, not just in an armchair observer way. She actually is ugly.

Jiggles

He's getting snider and snider, and it's ace to see. I think Mourinho really overstepped the line on Saturday by refusing to shake hands and crying about non-existent controversies rather than our quality or his and his team's mistakes. And then there was the barbed dig about our Champions League qualifier. The gloves are off, and Mourinho has pissed off someone far more intelligent and classy than himself..

Fully agree about J Lo, but having seen Layer Cake recently (and more importantly Sienna in suspenders) I find it difficult to imagine you wouldn't enjoy a night with her very very much. Not that I'm imagining that you understand. My contribution is probably going to be disagreed with by everyone, but it's Keira Knightley. I think it's mainly that I find her the most annoying, terrible actress on this earth, and it leads me to want to headbutt rather than make sweet love down by the fire..

Football songs should be the musical equivalent of booze. Instead, the FA went for the musical equivalent of mogadon..

It makes me realise just how unhappy he was here for the last two years, as these are the kind of things he used to say. I remember him saying when he was about twenty one that if it were possible he would sign a fifteen year contract to guarantee he was here for the rest of his career. I get the feeling he'd do similar now, and it's fucking ace to see.

My favourite football book is 'The greatest footballer you've never seen' by Paul McGuigan (ex Oasis) and Paolo Hewitt. It's a collection of anecdotes and local newspaper reports about seventies Reading and Cardiff City legend Robin Friday. Ace book. Need to get around to reading Out of his skin about Barnesey at some point as well.

Me neither. It appears he's saying that good old fashioned honest British racism is cute and cuddly compared to the rampant lies of leftie liberal bed wetters. Or something..

Bollocks. The question is 'would YOU ever vote BNP?' rather than 'can you understand the prevalent socio-economic conditions which lead people to vote BNP?' Therefore to say that I wouldn't vote for them in a million years is not politically correct tosh, it's personal opinion. And a hell of a lot of people in economically deprived communities would say exactly the same.

Got to be Barcelona, simply a wonderful football team.

Surely at least part of him would feel the same as us: That Arsenal winning it the year after would, at least in the eyes of the nationals, devalue our achievement a little? I reckon he was asked a question and was hardly just going to say that he hopes Villareal murder them. Which, incidentally, could well happen..

Indeed. They also do a neat line in blaming all recent crimes in an area on immigrants. The fact that a white non-immigrant has already been found guilty of said crimes matters not a jot. But then again, the statistic surprises me less the more I think about it. Have you read the Daily Mail?

But that was United rather than Arsenal. Which kind of makes it a totally different conversation. I don't understand why only a neuvo twat wouldn't want Arsenal to be European Champions. If you want them to then fine. But neuvo twato would surely be cheering for United in 99?

Aah, don't be such a narrow minded all neuvo twato fan..

But he only has to have been great on Saturday, which he was..

Unbelievable statistic, that. As RiS said, I simply wouldn't think along those lines no matter what party was peddling it.

Please don't think I'm being insensitive but the main part of that article that leapt out at me was that he was 'regarded as a professional's professional before that term was ever used'...