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Denmark. Vikings, lego, bacon, beer and social democracy. And Danish sounds funny. Spain. For being the only country in the world that has a chain of shops called The Museum of Ham. And the wine. And Rafa, Xabi and Luis. And fighting Moors, Aztecs, Mayas, Incas, Catalans, Portuguese, Turks, Italians, Dutch, English, Germans, Austrians, Moroccans, Tunisians, Algerians and anyone else they could get their hands on, before the money ran out. And hot Spanish girls - best accent ever.

I read the book of Casino Royale a few years ago, it had one disturbing scene where JB gets his nads whacked repeatedly while strapped to some kind of chair. Did that make it into the movie? I don't want to see some guy's bollocks getting twatted on a 50ft high screen, it was bad enough in print. Still, given Casino Royale is meant to be a prequel of sorts, the whole incident does help to explain the lack of paternity suits against JB in subsequent films relative to all the shagging.

Pure unadulterated Swedish genius. Even the filename is great - rumpa.jpg

Yeah that was ace. In a slightly disturbing way. It definitely got the longest continuous laugh I've ever heard from a cinema audience.I also loved the bear. And the retard.

I've been using 2.0 since it came out and I have to say I really like it. There's a lot of small but well thought out improvements in there. For example - when you have a lot of tabs open, they don't shrink down to nothing - there's a left to right scroll bar. Also, there's a new button on the right of the tab list which gives you a list of all the open tabs, with the full titles of the pages. When you open a new tab via a link from an existing tab, and then close the new tab, the browser hops back to the tab you opened it from, not just the nearest tab the search box is more clever too - it's got a mouse button on the right now to start a search instead of having to do it via the keyboard... ...also, if you right click on some text in a webpage, it now says 'search (your currently selected search engine in the search box', not just whatever your default search engine is the browser remembers what tabs you had open at the end of a session, so you can bring them all back when you restart the browser (incl the history for each tab) I did find the individual close tab buttons were a bit annoying at first, but I've got used to them and I think now I prefer it. How about installing the new version of Firefox alongside the old one?

This is doing the rounds - anyone know if it's true? >Apparently on the internet message boards it is alleged that John >Terry >told Ledley King to 'Shut up you lippy bl@ck m0nkey' before getting >sent >off on Sunday. This would explain the following: > >Why King went mad, when normally he is mild tempered and the >incident >appeared harmless >Why Chimbonda went berserk and had to be physically restrained >Why Zakora went mad also >Why Drogba, who was there and always gets involved, did nothing >Why Terry calmly walked away expecting to be sent off for what >appeared >on TV to be nothing > >Terry was accused by Eto of making racist comments in the Barcelona >game >last year. >Apparently a Spurs player has leaked this, but Chelsea are working >overtime to keep it quiet >Ashley Cole has said that Poll told him the lack of discipline by >Chelsea was out of order and Chelsea are trying to discredit Poll, >but >he cannot possibly come out and say what Terry did as he is the >England >captain, preferring to say he was sent off for 'ungentlemanly >conduct'. >Finally, Rio Ferdinand said in his book that a current England >player >was a known racist. Wonder who he meant? > >If this story is true, it will be massive and I can't believe the >press >haven't got hold of it yet. Chelsea must be weighing journalists out >left, right and centre

Well if he has hiccups it'll sort that out for him anyway - IgNobel prize winners - scroll down to bottom of page You couldn't fucking make that up.

Jesus, don't mock our pain. 5 fucking 2. Worst defensive performance by Ireland I've ever seen. I'm so fucking depressed right now.

Is right. Rafa kept saying stuff to the press about his fitness before the season started, I reckon he's still in his pre-season training programme right now.Have to say, we all know the years have taken a toll, but when he played last season he didn't look like he was past it with no more to give. And he was playing some beautiful stuff in partnership with Bellamy in pre-season friendlies from what I saw - I remember the word Litmanenesque being bandied about. He may be 4th choice but he'll have a part to play this season.

Yesss! Xabi scores a wonder goal and Adam's dancing banana guy is back - it doesn't get much better than this :party: :party: :party:

Daily Post - Manager sees Gerrard fulfilling 'Ronaldinho' role Looks like Rafa has decided on his strongest midfield, for now anyway... Is this going to work? How does Gerrard feel about the whole thing? And how would you feel if you were, say, Mark Gonzalez?

Isn't that a Veronica Mars episode? Great programme btw, deserves better than 6pm on Living TV. Proper hard boiled detective noir, but in a high school. With a great script. And many hot girls.

You know, I still miss all those dancing bananas. Especially AdamS's.

Damn straight. Remember, guns don't kill chimpanzees, chimpanzees do.

He is the Simpson's Zapp BranniganIt's true. I fucking love Zapp Brannigan, he's like a cross between Troy McClure in that Planet of the Apes movie and William Shatner. MAkes a good avatar too. I still miss Troy McClure and Lionel Hutz though, I don't think the Simpsons has been the same since Phil Hartman got shot. At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember him, from such movies as "Calling All Quakers" and "The Greatest Story Ever Hulaed".

Thanks mate. The little guy's getting an extra banana ration today that's for sure. Quality Simpsons avatar you have there, though I'm a bit worried about how he feels about my one... No wait, it's ok Troy McClure kicked ass.

Cheers mate. Took months to train the little bugger, and he still only knows 3 chords. Ace Ron Burgundy quote btw - surreally amusing film.

Dave's avatar scares me. It's good though.

Well, we'll see if you're right when the transfer window closes.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Oh, wait

The David Cronenberg version of The Fly with Jeff Goldblum.

It's on Guangdong Sports - you can download SopCast which isn't bad at all and then just select it within Channels. Couldn't get those links to work but they aren't needed.

There's a guide to all the teams, featuring a Q&A with fans of each team, on the Independent's website here (Arse-Man City) and here (Man U to Wigan). There's a few interesting comments from fans of other teams - [quote name="Robert Nichols (Boro' date=' editor 'Fly Me To The Moon' fanzine) "]Best opponent? Daniel Alves. The Seville right-back destroyed us down the flank in the final. Funniest moment last season? Can't think of many - probably after beating Steaua Bucharest. We received loads of photos from Rapid Bucharest. The whole of their kop end spelt out "Thank you, Middlesbrough". Meanwhile, Liverpool's answers are from John Pearman of RAOTL:

From dictionary.com: So the anti-Semitic thing is officially a big steaming pile of horsescheissen.

Sounds good to me too.

Does that mean he's Robin? Seriously, I agree with everyone who's said that we should give this guy the benefit of the doubt. It's tough coming on here wearing his red Man U shirt and those tights and the yellow cape and the funny little eye mask thing.