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Flying Pig

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  1. If you kidnapped, murdered and removed the brain of a guitarist and transplanted it into your own head would you instantly be brilliant at playing the guitar?
  2. Superb. Best reply to the Xabi-apologists I've heard for years. I was almost tempted to renew my ST just to rep you, but I'll send you a virtual kiss through the airways instead.
  3. Oh no! It wasn't for more money it was because of Rafa and his love affair with Barry. Remember? It was Rafa's fault that Xabi got on the plane to a warmer country...oh and doubled his wages. Bleedin' Rafa.
  4. Stirling Albion (I own ONE share). Or Bayern, Hertha Berlin or Cologne. The German lifestyle is superb as are the stadiums.
  5. Slightly different Rob. Xabi doesn't have to go there as he still has a career at a world class club. Rafa was out of work so his options were a lot smaller.
  6. He is nowhere near the player he was for us. FSG would never sanction a 31 year old player anyway. I'm not remotely excited by the small chance he would come back.
  7. Would you rather have a stadium called Anfield if we became a Championship team or a team fighting for the CL and league every year in a stadium with an arabic squiggle and new name?
  8. The Houllier era was pre City & Chelski money so, although successful, can't exactly be compared to modern football. Evans had only United to beat and blew it. Souness............errr....... was just shit.
  9. I need to leave the internet. Everytime I look at it, something pops up giving United another advantage over other teams or propoganda selling their story of complete pureness to the masses. My currently simmering blood is now quickly reaching boiling point.
  10. Just found a favourite of mine: Save time when crossing a one-way street by only looking in the direction of oncoming traffic. - D. Rogers, Hemel Hempstead When crossing a one-way street always look in BOTH directions in case a large blue furniture removal lorry is reversing the wrong way up the road. - D. Rogers, Hemel Hempstead General Infirmary
  11. AMERICANS. Wipe out the Iraqi insurgency by simply joining their side. With your 'friendly fire' tactics, the war should be over in days. Minor skin grafts can be performed on pigs by covering any cuts and grazes with thin strips of bacon. Always keep a pound of lard in your pocket so that if you get your head stuck in railings you'll be able to grease your ears and slide out. Deter goldfish from having sex by throwing a small bucket of air over any that you catch in the act.
  12. What a ridiculous statement. Is there any proof of this or are we hearing about this 'genius' from his he friends who incidentally are all wasting their lives looked up in prison. However they must all have lots of money so all's well!
  13. My ambition is to be single but due to the unfortunate fact that I'm incredibly handsome and well hung I have woman queuing up.
  14. Agreed, also Carra never had speed so his age shouldn't effect his decision. I think he's got maybe two years left at least.
  15. As well as losing a great defender, if Carra goes, the thought of Skrtel back in the first team gives me cold shivers. Skrtel should go first. Currently 15 - 0 for Carra to stay, so the feeling maybe mutual.
  16. Somewhere in Woolton, Suarez bites his Sturridge,Agger, Henderson & Coutinho Voodoo dolls and volleys them across the room shouting "Bastards" in Uruguayan. But seriously, made up with result and performance. Just shows IF Suarez leaves we are not completely up shit creek without a paddle.
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