xabi the red

I WAS thinking that - how wierd. Wait, hang on a minute - no I wasn't. As you were.

He was funny until Oprah Winfrey, Bill Cosby and the other 'Dark Crusaders' caused him to have a mental breakdown... chappelle theory

where's Brownie?

well spotted

You've been Dirk-ed You've been Dirk-ed You've been Dirk-ed to rio fedinand!

why is Pennant holding his tickets?

I once electrocuted myself by sticking a knife in a toaster. I was trying to heat the knife to cut through butter. Either that or magic mushrooms.

Here goes: My names Ian, I moved to Madrid about a year ago with my Spanish Missus. It's fucking hot here right now but a good place, they love to go out boozing till 4 in the morning even on a schoolnight. All the media is completely up Real MAdrid's arse. I've been to a few Atletico games but they are awful. I got into the reds thanks to my old man and older brother and I think Xabi Alonso is an elegant footballing genius. Over to you lot to take the piss.....hasta la vista

She looked like 'Willie', Pauline Fowler's mum's dog in Eastenders

there goes my efforts to look for a job today. nice one.

Paddy Considine - best british actor by a mile.

What a load of drawn-out tedious bollocks. If we sign someone - fine. If we don't - fine. That is all.

Damn! You're right!

but then so could any ambassador. point is how they project themselves publicly.

Nothing new here, just read that piece on the offal about helping palletta settle in. What a hero. Hope he lifts the title as a player and stays here coaching for many years...

if you are a fan then i'd recommend it. i presume you know the deal, ie, they gave 50 fans a camcorder each to film the concert from their vantage point. So at times the footage is obviously a bit shaky. But it gives a great feeling of what it was like to be there - and they played a brilliant set.

also. anyone who is a beastie boys fan, should check out their films 'Awesome! I fucking shot that!' DJ Mixmaster Mike brings out some intense beats in that...

is turntablism a word? discuss.

Israel....ouch

the bell-end?

apologies if this has already been posted dirk kuyt scoring a load of different types of goals with a dramatic/cheesy underscore

must be the heat

i thought about this a lot yesterday (not much else to do at the moment)...i just don't get it.

nice. a little bit of light humour in the midst of all this testosterone. Like Ronnie Corbett popping up in a Ray Winstone film.

Samuel Jackson