mattyq

Toss a coin - heads you win, tails you lose

I do have a rather large soft spot for ginger chicks. The one above being a fine example.

A pikey mate's putting on a free gig in Notting Hill tomorrow 4-8 then onto party in deepest Hackney tomorrow night followed by watching the footie on sunday in pub. Tonight going to middle of Berkshire Downs for a ninja smoking session

I was brought up quite a strong catholic being taught by nuns and then Christian brothers. This has put me off Catholicism and indeed all organized religion but i still believe in a God. Weird. I can recant all my sins and receive absolution on my death bed and go straight to heaven whereas most of you lot, especially SD, are on a fast track to eternal dammnation, which is nice

It's far too early to be talking about this. Rafa has to be judged on the whole season. However, if he goes at the end of the season due to a bad year - 2 very big ifs that i don't belive will come to pass then i agree with Nick

I don't like the idea of posting a picture as it would send everybody literally mad with desire/lust

Apparently, they are contaminated with rabies and can blow up if you look at them in a funny way

Oooo, not a Sony Vaio FZ11Z

Quite agree , Dirk. However, this whole race ethnicity thing is bollocks anyway. We all come from the plains of Africa and we are all related in some way if you go back far enough. Is there a Gaelic ethnic group? Are they seperate to other Irish - do you have to be from a certain area or speak Gaelish? Or is it another made up bollocks ethnic group? I just enjoy pointing out to SD that the Jews and the Aabs of the near east may as well be brothers for all the genetic difference here is

http://www.csulb.edu/~kmacd/346genetics.html

They're not closely related, they are exactly the same. They are the same ethnic group. Dunno why you seem to struggle with this - it's pretty obvious. Apparently, Jews are from the same source as Palestinians, Lebanese and Syrians. This group is slightly different to the bedouin arabs of the Saudi Peninsula

Jewish ethnicity is exactly the same as Arab ethnicity - this isn't difficult to understand. They are both from the same part of the world - the Middle East. THe only thing different is the religion and the culture which has grown up around the religion.

Do they have a boot camp and a minx camp? The 2 campuses that make up Whore College

I've just lost the will to live

The Spanking Seneschal

Monkeyspunk

Good call Monty. 3 ace films LA Story makes me feel all warm and fuzzy

Then why do they dumb down so much? What's the incentive and how do they make money out of it?

And in other news watching grass grow has been proven to give more entertainment than F1

Just do the whole mid life crisis thing - get a fast car/bike, a new toupee, and start shagging some tasty young flesh. After a while you'll either realize that your Mrs is surplus requirements or that you can't cope without her. Problem sorted!

I often wonder whether people like the Editor and sub-editor etc know their market really well and dumb everything down as they know their readership are semi-illiterate fuckwitted refugees from the jeremy Kyle show. Or they ensure all their writers write in one style as it's easy to do and promotes brand unity, seriously underestimating the intelligence of their readership in the process. Who kjnows - probably a bit of both

LOndon's cool but very much agree with TK. If you've got cash it's the best place on earth but if you're skint it's shite

Agree with F1- it's fucking shit and i hate it. Also, have you ever noticed that people who like it tend to be no mate weirdos akin to computer geeks/nerds only they obsess about cars and engines and other tedious things like that. You are wrong about the rugby, though

Last week i went to Rome and quite by accident saw the Pope. Today i've just seen the Queen & Prince Phil - they were opening the Diamond Synchrotron at the Rutherford Appleton Labs where i work Do i get a prize for seeing 2 germanic midgets in the same week? Can anybody else claim to have experienced wonders beyond their comprehension in such a short period of time?

You should probably stop wanking into it