Stouffer

Jethro Tull - Steel monkey.

Tweeter and the monkey man - TRAVELING WILBURYS Monkey and the bear - FUTONS (in which the bear won by the way!)

I look like Peter Atherton.

JP, why don't you just post her e-mail address on here and we'll let her down gently. Dear Moose, Joeys Pogo says that you are a farty smelly bitch. If you don't pack your trumping you're going to get sacked as he would like to replace you with a fitter bird who doesn't stink. Regards - TLW GF PS you stink!

Spill the beans!

See what you're saying but I think everyone is just trying to be really optomistic. After the recent forwards that we have signed everyone really wants a striker that can give a bit of consistency and has premiership experience (excluding Fowler obviously who has everything). Nando was a worker and Cisse had the top scorer reputation but ultimately neither really performed as initially thought. As first I was indifferent to his signing but now I'm confident he's gonna give it a real good go. Just can't wait to see what Bellamy and Crouch look like together upfront.

As I posted in the other thread Ramman rules!

He makes me think of Ramman from the He-Man cartoon Pleased we got him tho'

I really hope he does the biz! Come on CB lad!

Dear God man, fold. If you scrunched it would be like making one of those childs pictures with scrunched up bits of paper, only in the colour brown!

I've been watching this for three months solid now, I think it might be a hoax!

What megapixel camera has it got?

I've seen worse, not many though. In fact here is a picture of one

Govan Athletic FC - Red Brigade 1 (1 - 0) 0 13mins - Set piece freekick: Goal scorer was Darryl Hamilton assisted by Rick Boulding

That's just silly Stu, everyone knows the monkey doesn't need the knife.

I was thinking of getting one of those PDA things, problem is I don't really need one. And they make you look like a ponce.

Has Kurt heard about this yet? I think he likes his medium rare!

...but I'm not sure what. The only criterea are 1)must be a bargain 2)something a bit gadgety 3)something the missus won't try and steal from me Any suggestions!

I'm on a kind of hover all the way through today as I've got a dodgy belly! I'm sure the missus is trying to poison me. Maybe I should have shaved that sarnie before eating it!

You wouldn't see bears showing that type of initiative would you. Mainly because they're all hiding in caves shitting themsleves in case the monkeys "get them"!

4th from the left?

Christmas doesn't seem too harsh.

Get the deal where you have the meal at Heathcotes beforehand. The lamb is lovely.

You're right of course Stu, but it's still bollocks isn't it!