Tossed and blown

I don't use cash machines

If you mean the blonde with the spazzy arm, guilty as charged here.....

Having to be nominated by a member of the committee before joining, then an interview in person*. *to make sure you're not black

At least one Thai bride. Not ageing so well now though.

Maybe you missed the Facebook campaign to 'Share if you think he should remove his mask'. If that didn't stop him, I don't think anything will.

They are portrayed as primitive savages but take a close look at the welding on that cage.

I am afraid these types might be after me next....

Cantona, surely?? They are probably too far from the coast for trawlers and sardines though....

It was Bob Wilson's daughter Dave.

Just get him a tame kestrel and job done, you've seen the film surely? They're well into that hawk shit out there as well......

I'd say they'll be meeting you straight off the plane, Damien

I will do you a deal on the pet passport. They might not be so keen on your C2-B cough sweets though.

Why the eyeballs? Chewy as fuck.....

It is simply wrong to have a conversation while you curl one out. Even on the phone.

You should have been in your usual seat Paul. Good view of Hendo's strike in 206......

Currently a beaten up old manual 528 that just keeps on going. Bought it two years ago for 1700 as a quick stop-gap and got paid out 1600 on insurance after my missus wiped hers along the side of it. I only kept it because she said 'You can't drive the kids around in that now, it looks awful' Mint M3 convertible for the summer Old Toyota Hilux with 'interesting signage'* for carting shit about in. Series 2A Landie with a rover V8 in it Mazda RX-7 (one of the few original UK cars as an appreciating investment) Currently looking at something else for TSOP so we can spread happiness to locations where there are no trains / buses *according to West Midlands counter-terrorism unit

Try running a veterinary practice. Similar circumstances, except fixing little broken pets rather than dressing chronic leg ulcers.... Literally on tap......

See you and raise you.....

You'll be crossed off the t*cket list when Mark sees this....

Pissed in the manager's coffee Put a dead pigeon in the water tank Threw half a ton of rubbish down the lift shaft, followed by the key for the lift Woolworth's. My part in their downfall.

Absolute pile of shit in the last episode last night.

Time for the science bit..... If it is a small meniscal tear he will be over it very soon and there will be very little morbidity, the larger the tear the longer it will take and potentially cause him to miss at least the start, as he will have more muscle atrophy and the rehab will be longer. The bigger picture though is the risk of cranial cruciate damage. The meniscus protects the cruciate and vice versa; if there is a large piece of cartilage removed it can make the cruciate more at risk of damage in the future. They will certainly check on the cruciate at the time of the arthroscopy. Somebody mentioned stitching the meniscus.....there is no way they would attempt a repair as the rehab for a professional athlete is very long winded and afaik it doesn't work anyway.

If Bjornebye wants even the chance of a t*cket next season then he will be ejaculating into jammy dodgers and posting them to her as a comfort package.

Cure rates are actually very good for childhood leukoproliferative disease

Several factors here, they are getting far better at treating other serious illnesses eg myocardial infarction so that more people are living longer and having more of a 'chance' to get cancer. Also diagnostic rates are increasing as they get better at finding it. The sad truth is that cancer is a million different diseases classified under the same umbrella and it is wholly unreasonable to ever envisage a 'cure'. I read somewhere that we each have on average 30 different potentially cancerous cell mutations a day, every day, and the immune system knocks them off immediately. Only when one of them evades the immune system and starts to replicate does it become a tumour.