jamespp

He was a good player for us though, it was only when he went to Villa he turned shit at playing aswell

their ground looks like an outpost in mad max or something

Andy Carroll, only really plays in the Spring and hes worth about 4m

still the 2nd best blond shit haired german striker called jurgen k of all time to be fair

Either mighty red or selling carlsberg

I'd bring him back if we were 9 points clear in march or something

David platt & oyvind leonhardsen, played for big clubs but just men who got fit enough to run around, they wouldn't of looked out of place in Scotland

this inter away kit

says on red cafe luke Shaws brothers had a go on twitter now, said mourinho doesn't like Luke and Rojo is useless

Yeah i think our away kit should be unchanged like the home and be same every season, white shirt & black shorts with red trim, the 3rd kit can be for stupid stuff, black, green, orange whatever they like

Think I've only just noticed Middlesbrough are in the premier league

Newcastles ground is half big half small, looks like 2 different grounds stuck together

I know Bruce grobelaar is a club legend but I remember watching that game years ago when Ronny rosenthal scored a hatrick, spurs won about 6-0, I'm not saying it was fixed but it's probably worst goalkeeping performance I've ever seen if it wasn't

GOT pretty much gone from having one hand on the premier league trophy to the whole squad not being good enough

celtic are like some bum British champion who gets plonked in a world title fight, Herbie hide maybe?

i cant see it, he would have to apply himself, he'll probably score the odd great goal but I think clubs like PSG have him sussed now

him and his agent are pissed off he's ended up at nice, I think it'll get worse aswell

remember when cheyrou looked a nob wearing white boots, because back then you had to be Messi standard to pull off that look, that was only 15 years ago, nobody would care now

I Iike it, gives our attacking players more space to play football

Look at the big metal post in the bottom right of the stand , unlucky whoevers right behind that!

I knew this would happen, that's why it's funny remember Mane not being the required standard of signing for them

plus they've got 1.5 billion in cash, £20 is taking the piss a bit

will the tv camera position look different? You know some pitches look huge with loads of space but our pitch always looks small, it'll psychologically help that's all...

Gary Lineker? He's better than some of the crap on there

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