Ezekiel 25:17

she scared the shit out of me oh and I was obsessed with being burgled and the burglar getting me.

First one rules, exactly what its all about. Another one of mine was when a kid gave me his thundercats sword but then brought his dad round an hour later to reclaim it, INDIAN.GIVING.PIECE.OF.SHIT.

Thought this might be an interesting thread. What mad/weird childhood memories have you all got that have just no matter how trivial always stuck with you ?? heres mine, when I was about seven me Nan used to always send me the shop with a note to buy her ciggies (20 woodies). Anyway one time I passed the note to the guy Dee a pakistani fella, he took it and the money, went to hand me the smokes and started saying something dead fast over and over. I just looked at him confused till he snatched the ciggies back off me and said " now gedoutmyfuckingshop". It was only later I realised he had been saying in a thick accent at lightening speed "pudtheminyourpocket" "pudtheminyourpocket", still harrowing to this day just thinking about it.

impossible to say but a good one is spyware doctor, get it free from a cracked torrent, zone alarm is good aswell.

I just translated that mo fo, make of it what you will :thumbup: t finished the 'soap Cesc' almost before beginning, Mijatovic seeks now another 'galactic' on the one that to write down the new one Madrid of Schuster. Exactly, the German had said that the young woman crashes of the Arsenal he was capable of being thrown to his backs a team as the Real Madrid. Even so, he has a lot of confidence in the category of Fernando Gago. Among the alternatives that handles the sports direction the most accessible one he is that of Riquelme (between 10 and 15 million euro he would ask the Villarreal), but there is doubt on his character. A player that goes crazy to Schuster is Xabi Alonso, but his transfer would go above the 40 million euro, although Rafa Benítez, that has in that position to Sissoko and Mascherano, would be able to be willing to be sat down to negotiate. In a third step the names are handled of Diego, Brazilian of the Werder Bremen that is more mediapunta, and of Lampard, whose age is its great handicap. If al final the Madrid opted for a galactic one of band, the names in red are those of Alves and Quaresma. Kaká? If the Milan puts on file to Ronaldinho is opened him the door.

Well it said more than 40 million euros which i suppose you are still right would be less than expected to pay for kaka, but surely nobody is telling me they would table a bid of that for xabi, it would never happen, and im sure we would bite there hand off if it did.

I think the figure of 40 mil is probably quoted towards the potential cost of kaka, i doubt we would even get half that for xabi. Nice to see they hold him in such high esteem as kaka riquelme etc though.

He is/was widely touted as JB replacement, a more than able one if you believe a few avid city fans opinion. With the change of manager though I suspect Sven will look towards more experience and it may push Johnson out the frame. Saying that where he would figure in our squad im not sure.

I aint no computay wiz but i know spybot is not the be all and end all of spyware software. I ran spybot once it found 40 entries, ran spyware doctor or something like that and it found 700 entries. Oh an hurt me tv.....awesome.

Brookside ruled, Remember when Barry grant was sent to deal with callum finnigan, never got a twinge from watching him much.

thats what I thought, p.s you fucked the landing up loser NIL POI.

yeah i would do it all the time, if I was a retarted loser. I dont know what was more concerning, the jump or the army t shirt and brown cords combo.

teams for next week then ??? I assume the kaizer will be back then so if anybody wants to throw some out include him.

Wesley sneijder, exceptional midfielder, had a move to valencia fall through not long ago, but it surprises me there has been no premiership interest in him.

thats cool in the gang.

Really enjoyed that game, dont think smithy did though, as he said "it fucking sucks getting beat" it was almost uncomfortable going ten up in the first five minutes..... almost.

dont know if this has been posted but looks like pennant and babel may hit it off http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hz6Sb9AgWGM&mode=related&search=

its like sex on a wheel when he talks.... a wheel that consists of massive big dildos constantly being analy intrusive.

I watched Shameless, and gold plated if they count, I also thought football wives was pretty good, not just for the totty either. I watch hollyoaks about twice a week if that and i Would love to beat the shit out of max and ob's little brother in hollyoaks, how can i hate a small child so much ???

would put a safe bet on it being repeated on e4 , also on catch up tv on cable, i watched it through sheer boredom. It was weird had a quality little bird in it who with a bit of coaxing could turn out to be a slut though. The first episode included a gay rape, numerous blow jobs, abh, a murder, and a grotesque fat scouse bitch fingering heself urrgh.

RIP Shane, im sure you are up there now chewing on the pearly gates, I had a hamster called Freddo, loved the little bastard till he got all old and bald and seriously uncool, nevertheless hamsters are £3.00 well spent.

get a grip of yourself men.

yeah an I want a toilet seat made out of gold but its just not on the cards is it, oh hang on, moxter you biatch.

The A team.

no Tom i think he means like things which may not be straight away recognised as lethal weapons. I was initially going to say a grand piano but thats too obvious, which incidentally is the sole reason I dont own one, its just too much of an obvious killing device.