tokyojoe

Not a sauce person, me.

Didn't taste funny though.

If you want a good job doing, do it yourself. Smoked bacon, Braughing sausages, fried bread, egg and black pud. Missing mushrooms as none in hand, but most importantly NO FUCKING BEANS. Beats some of you lot going and paying a fortune at someplace and having the offering ruined by the obscenity of beans. Made all the better as it was devoured whilst watching the original 1966 Batman film. Apologies for picture being on it's side, not sure what happened there.

It's on TNT.

PM sent.

Fucking hate Spurs me.

Oi can't read and oi can't write, but oi can drive a tractor. Sure that started as a Liverpool piss take in the 70s (maybe before)

Just woken up and in the cold light of day it sinks in. Oh fuck.

Well, Fwank must be pissed off with that advertising lark so he'll be available. Joking aside, I wouldn't be in the least bit surprised if this has already been nailed down, with Klopp being the driving force.

Looks a big lad!

At least I wasn't driving like when I heard Shanks was going. My 1968 Ford Anglia nearly wound up in a ditch. Just saw his interview, all very calm and rational. Jurgen knows he is burning up. I can only remember what happened with Jed, everyone has their limits. He is very positive for this season and my attitude is more than ever, get the fuck in and win the fucking lot! I'm calm and philosophical at the moment, we all knew he couldn't stay forever. Probably will have pulled my hair out this time tomorrow though..

Melanie, 60s singer dies 76.

Condolences to the three of you and your families.

Nah, that's for the players.

A better picture of the jug eared old twat would be one of him having the prostate test with his legs in the air and something the size of a pneumatic drill rammed up his arse. Ideal for the front page of the Daily Wail.

Who. gives. a. fuck? Fucking parasites.

I watched an episode of Dixon of Dock Green the other night.

Clive Thomas?

Fucking hate Spurs me.

2 -2 1972? I was there for that. Early days of my hating the Salford cunts,

Not sure about any investigation but I think he wound up topping himself.

We should have been the first British club to win the European Cup. We were utterly defrauded in Milan.

I left a briefcase unattended at Beirut airport. Barely got questioned.

Fancy dress party. What are they coming as?