sammya

dead quick for a white boy

Fucking ell!

that doesn't make sense

LOL!

he already plays for us dude

Malouda then? Great...

we've got too many cms just to pick gerrard in the centre and leave him there. work it out

deffo pepe.

I saw an interview with kendall prior to a cup final we played against them. He seemed in good humour about us and them and he was quite funny and well spoken. What's happened in the meanwhile

I thought so. Mancs battered them and lost. Well funny.

They win everything

Yeah it's not like he's won anything. Mourinho is unpleasant but how you can extrapolate from that that he's no good I don't know

They just won the FA cup. besides that's only this season

Good game. everytime sevilla missed a sitter, real scored. Puerta looks skilful and has decent workrate but a bit lacking in pace

I thought sunderland was gonna be the comic sting

oh gosh that's dangerously close to what i'd pick. I'm a massive kewell fan but he won't be fit enough to start so arbo lb and jar lm. Crouch instead of Kuyt

Oh My Gosh! Your avatar! YES!

Agger

Yes!

Nick rhymes with thick. I don't think Nick is thick though. I think he's a cunt.

Crouch is the better finisher

I think that's a limited way of looking at it. And i was specific in the time frame. But there is deffo an argument that crouchy has been the best. That's more than fair

I'd be interested to see Bent at a big club. For me it's down to whether he has the mentality to make it. He's a bit quiet not that that proves anything and i spose it's nice he doesn't seem the cocky type. Deffo got ability in the air and with both feet. Can't really dribble and doesn't work as hard as bellamy but i think he's a poacher

Bellamy has been our best forward since he didn't get banged up for slapping those birds but he doesn't really score enough

Tooting is a shithole