Dr.Filth

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Well done Si. You're an inspiration mate, seriously. In ten years time I predict you're gonna become the funniest celebrity chef ever!

I'd hit it so hard my string would snap.

As the title says this is the greatest ever. I still well up watching it to this day. The look of stunned bewilderment on Kezman's face at 2:46 is ace. He'd stated before the game that Anfield wasn't that intimidating, having already played there in the league that season. Ha Ha! [YOUTUBE]11MQnQ8QjJs&feature=player_embedded[/YOUTUBE]

Before I wore glasses I was forever being told I looked like Christian Slater and sometimes Frank Lampard.

Even Vinny fucking Jones scored a cracker in front of the Kop once.

Don't forget Billy 'Goodison Gazza' Kenny. Whatever happened to him? Oh I remember now, he was sacked by The Shite and then Oldham(!!!) for his drug habit around the same time their fuckin' hypocritical gobshite fans were labelling Robbie a smackhead.

The entire population of Kirkby are now helping Bristol police with there enquiries.

Corrupt? Who knows. The thing is due to the genuine corruption that's rife throughout the FA and PL governing bodies (I'm convinced of this), the refs are under no doubt whatsoever that if they upset Alex Ferguson it WILL damage their career. Add the fact that the whisky nosed twat has had cart blanche to bully the poor fuckers into submission with hardly a peep from the FA and media for the last 2 decades and it's not surprising that we see them get decisions like the Neville one time and time again EVERY season. I've actually given up on us ever winning the PL again while they're running the show. As soon as we get close to them again we'll just see another Howard Webb/Steve Bennett handing them the points they need on a plate. My only hope is that some journalist grows a set one day and exposes this shit once and for all, I honestly believe with a bit of investigative journalism you could write a book about the shite they've got away with over the years that would make people stand up and take notice. I won't hold my breath like.

Gutted about this. A genuine Red who began his phenomonal acting career at the Everyman in town. RIP Kobayashi. You'll Never Walk Alone.

He's got cancer. That's gotta be cheating? I'm going for Pete Doherty.

Albert Manorfarm-Cooke

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My missus just asked me "Do squirrels eat birds?"

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Have to spread unfortunately mate but that 2nd video was absolutely amazing.

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I voted for Laura Wilkinson. Hope Shakira still wins like. It might be a good idea if a few others spread it around too before someone smells a rat.

My Grandad used to shout 'UNHOOK!' if he caught me picking my nose. Another favourite was, "Get to the barbers. You've got a head like a lodging house cat!"

Great minds and all that. *Gotta love Shazam*

Is this the guy who got his nob out on the plane the other week?

It's Les Djinns by Djuma Soundsystem (Trentemoller remix) from the album 50 Grad

Bumped for any of the thousands of Unite members like myself who wouldn't even have heard about this had it not been for RP (cheers mate). Seriously, how the fuck do they expect to gain momentum when they can't even be arsed to e-mail their members about it?

Spot on. I've 2 girls, the eldest was spoilt rotten as a kid (mainly by her grandparents but her Mum was a pushover too) and even now at 20 she still wants everything and appreciates nothing. We vowed not to let that happen to the youngest and the difference is remarkable. She's only 12 but she's always understood that no means no and I'm confident it won't change in her teens.

SPL Referee Strike Crisis Averted WS: So we can borrow some of yours for a case of Scotch then, Alex? AF: Aye, make it Single Malt and I'll even throw in a penalty or two for yerselves.