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Cheese mites. Now, I like my cheese, Gromit, but apparently every time I take a bite I'm swallowing thousands, if not millions of the little twats. And their shit. And their piss. Why oh why do the fucking TV programmes have to tell us about evil little gits like that? I was happy in my ignorance. I also like sausages so shut the fuck up everybody. I really don't want to know.

Has to be KFC (from a decent franchise outlet)

Imagine suffering from phobophobia

If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have any luck at all

That cunt in the middle's got a haircut like Grumio out of Plebs

I hope all goes well for him. I met him a few times when I still l lived in Liverpool. A genuinely nice bloke.

Good for you! It might not be a great amount but it's better off in your account than in theirs.

Was it on here that I read that Danny Wellbeck's dad was in army bomb disposal? First name was Stan I believe.

I met his father. Believe me, it runs in the family

Cheaper than last time I saw it online. It was something like £70 I think. Still, it's cheaper than Old Fettercairn!

I forgot this one. Bought a bottle duty free at Sydney airport for $A33. Haven't found it in UK though.

30p! I am of an age when I remember me mam would buy me a Cadburys Dairy Milk for 6d. (That's 2.5 p). And a big fuck off bar it was. Remember Fry's 5 Boys?

Many years ago I was sat in The Thirlmere (I think) after the match. The door opened and the fattest fucker ever waddled in wearing a t-shirt bearing the legend "Get Fit"

Best ever!!

Both ends and middle of price spectrum. Never heard of White Port before but fuck it was nice. Didn't last long and haven't seen it for sale since

I'll be in Abertawe on Thursday so I'll give it a dose of looking at and maybe a quick coat of consideration.

Good luck with it. I'm considering a Celestron atm. There's one for sale in the local camera shop for £150. Not sure if it includes tripod. Prob does.

I used to cover myself in cologne so they never bothered me, but that day we had been out scuba diving and I got bad sunburn on the way back so never bothered with the smellies. That night - eaten alive! The girl I was with brought a fucking praying mantis into the chalet and left it on the end of the bed. She said it was her friend as it eats the mossies. The fuckin thing stared at me as I crossed the room. Fucking big green monster it was. I was shit scared to sleep as I imagined it with a bib round it's neck and a knife and fork in its claws.....just waiting

Mossies aren't that bad. I went to Thailand and was only bitten once.....the last Thursday of my holiday....all fucking night!

Best of luck. I'm near the Brecon Beacons so little or no light pollution - only prob is getting up those feckin mountains in the dark!

Some good apps isn't there??? Saw the ISS a few times a couple of years back. Surprised how fast it moves across the sky.

There are a few apps available if you're interested. ISS Live ( obviously plots the ISS) StarWalk2 Mobile Observatory Night Shift (gives info on what's visible in your area)

By the way....there's a dick between the legs

Tbh that was the first one I noticed. Couldn't be arsed with the others. You take 130. I'll have 10