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Don't get me wrong I'd be ecstatic if they put in a half-arsed performance and set us up for beautiful scenes at The Pit. I just think Guardiola will be determined to get City back in some kind of groove before the CL resumes. They're still a formidable outfit and they won't want the points chasm between us to get any bigger. I just don't back Arsenal to have the balls to put in a dominant display first game back as let's face it even a 60% City is battering Arsenal.

Great news about the Derby although I'm certain Arsenal won't beat City. Good to see our remaining home games will also be at Anfield. I really want us to secure that 19 home wins accolade. Only a week and a bit to wait now until the Derby, I wonder if our blue brethren will start frothing and getting their usual delusions of grandeur?

Ginger in the 90s when a teenage mind was seduced solely by cleavage. Nowadays, Baby, she's the best all rounder.

You see, sponsoring the Blueshite is a lot like making love to an ugly hag of a woman. Seemed like a good idea after 10 pints but once you've jizzed you just feel cold and empty.

Fascinating. I heartily recommend the below YouTube link which shows human population growth through history. It's pretty boring until the 1800s but as the population explosion thereafter shows it should frighten the living shit out of everyone, if we continue on the trajectory this predicts.

Repped for dweeb, an insult not used enough.

It would be, but the virus might yet take hold in Africa or spike again elsewhere causing cancellation. Cue Evertonians saying we'd be wishing death on thousands of Africans just so we keep hold of our three players who'd be involved.

Werner to have a Gerrard-esque change of heart and realise he can either be another one of Abramovich's toys, or join Liverpool and become a bona fide legend. Doesn't sound promising but you never know Jurgen might zoom him tonight and give him some pearls of Teutonic wisdom. We should at least have increased our offer to him in light of Chelsea's bid, you never know he might've accepted £160-175K a week and to have played under Klopp. Ifs, buts and maybes so we'll just have to hope the break has re-energised our attacking trident and they stay fit for the remainder of this and all of next season. Or, you know, Mbappe?

Does Karen Allen qualify as retro? Not the greatest body (read tits) but a devilish smile and a lovely twinkle in her eye. She's still pretty fit now too.

As others have said Stoke was results-wise enough to have been sacked for. The Madrid away selection was the nadir and showed IMO a cowardly attitude to the Champions League. Whereas Klopp can get away with surprise selections (mostly) because of his motivational prowess and tactical awareness, Rodgers was sadly lacking in those departments. That being said, I bear him no ill will and look back fondly at some of the scintillating football of 2013/14 which he should at least in part be credited for.

I remember when they used to refer to their sponsors NEC as Never Employ C**ns. Staggering lack of self-awareness.

Ancelotti if he lasts the three years there.

Fenella Fielding

Chauvin charged with murder according to the Beeb.

Institutionalised bias bordering on regional racism. Same as it ever was with them SYMM.

Amen. Class and dignity indeed....

Don't know if this would be frowned upon but the Anfield Wrap did a superb analysis of it to mark the 30 year anniversary. Perspectives from both sides and contrary to how we're perceived completely full of remorse and sorrow.

That's really bad luck for the lad in all fairness. I don't particularly wish any ill on their players, except for Holgate. He's a cunt. It's the fans who deserve the venom and disdain.

Quite appropriate that there's an almost overwhelming stench of shite down that way.

Fuckin' Red Planet? Dont fuckin' think so lad.

Under - Lucas Radebe Over - Mesut Ozil

Agreed, but with no fans from elsewhere coming to the city there'll only be actual residents celebrating.

The street parties in Liverpool/Merseyside when we win/lift the trophy should finally put paid to the idea there are more of them than us in the area. At least with a parade they could stay home and hide under a pillow, now they'll be surrounded by it and I for one hope all Reds milk the absolute shite out of it and go OTT with the pics and videos on all social media. The bollocks we have had to listen to lately has necessitated a severe 'fuck you' response.

Bojo the Bozo now slapping the lectern in petulance as he continues to dodge the question being put to him.