Davelfc

I’m regretting saying that I could murder a cup of tea earlier. That fish I battered yesterday might cause me problems too.

Haha, I always thought the 'chuggers' name (charity muggers) was more of a tongue in cheek reference to these collectors than a serious criminal accusation. Maybe if more of them adhered to the definition of 'charity' with the emphasis being on the 'voluntary giving' part then maybe people wouldn't call them that. I'll prefer to call them annoying cunts, which more accurately describes them.

I remember as a kid standing in Birkenhead on a cold wet Saturday all day collecting for poppy day. A mild shake of the tin and people throwing a few pence in, no forced begging. But we got fuck all for doing it except the knowledge it was for charidee. If there's a job where people have to accost you in the street and use charidee to guilt you into paying them a cut then that isn't a job, nor is that charidee. That's a charity using guilt to force the public to throw cash at it. Some charities do marvellous work, it's a shame that many exist to exist and looking at their head offices, their pay to their top executives it's not hard to see why they need to exist. Helping their cause seems to be a means of getting tax free cash for that pays for that exclusive London address. And yes I've been to such places so they do exist. A friend of mine who gained more medals than Mutley while serving 24 years in the military, got some percentage bonus for each and every time he was posted to a war zone, and he had racked up one hell of a lot of those detachments. Feeling guilty after his most recent one he phoned one of those numbers on the advert for a charity to make a donation. Unfortunately, this seemed to put him on a list, he was bombarded with texts, phone calls and letters. His generous act only seemed to be like blood in the water and his information shared as they all honed in looking for blood. Again, I do give to charity and I do know that a lot of charities do excellent work and do not use questionable tactics to gain donations. Until more is done to stop those that use those tactics then the good charities will suffer.

I remember him being clattered early on by Vardy when we played Leicester, he pretty much went missing for the rest of that game. Yes, he could turn draws into wins unless the opposition knocks him in which case he hides. Another luxury player in a team of hard working players, no thanks. Obviously, if Klopp decides he wants him then fine.

Shot through the heart, and we're to blame. They call us a bad name, bad name. Moshiri's millions is what you sell They promise you heaven, then put you through hell

They’re having that right now, doesn’t look good for remain again.

One is shit and his signings are pants.........the other has signs of shit in his pants.

Looks like a goalkeeper top. And we we have a very nice blue badge (make that two blue badges this season) on our arms for our CL games.

Owen Jones seems like a total prick, so it’s easy to see why he’s confused that anyone might want to hold a different opinion to himself.

someone suggests the bus drives past goodison, it’s not seen a trophy for over 24 years.

I just did, now comes the Hand Solo

Currently in Florida, I’d struggle to compile a video of 50 drivers not using their phones. Roughly 16% of drivers in this state watch movies on their phone whilst driving. A fair amount hold their phones in front of their face between themselves and their airbag, obviously the phone could easily be forced through their head should their inability to concentrate cause an accident in which it deployed. I’ve seen a few with large phones resting on the wheel while watching movies. Traffic lights are fun, a good proportion fail to notice the change to green, something that is increasing over in the uk too. Add to their almost zero awareness when driving, the very low competency levels and their recklessness when driving in torrential rain, I’m surprised most reach old age.

Of course it is, six months of crowing before we twat them and reality sets in. The summer is the peak of their year, no football.

They’ll have big Sam in by then and he will win on away goals.

I’ll skip the obvious joke, but yes I like a Brains faggot. Haggis is another level, I usually buy in bulk straight after burns night when they’re reduced and chop them in two and freeze.

If it worked for you before.....

I get that, but it’s a market that many would be glad of. 10% of the total market is not an insignificant number.

No, fair point. But taking away your default option means you’re weakening your negotiating hand. In any other negotiating scenario this would be blatantly obvious but because this is such a divisive issue it’s become crazy. People resorting to insults and name calling, it’s shameful really and I’m not on either side. The sooner it’s sorted one way or another the better because I’ve certainly seen some ugly comments from people I’d expect better from. The possible public execution of the twat that allowed the referendum might just unite us all. I fear the division will be around for years to come and judging from the comments just on here, the insults will get more and more ridiculous. My 5 year old granddaughter isn’t that childish.

Haggis. There are things in haggis that I wouldn’t dream of eating normally. However I love haggis.

We had everything done for the Fekir signing, so depending on his price now I’d say why not. If the price has dropped considerably then it’s less of a risk. A low price with bonus payments based on appearances etc could make it worthwhile.

You could be right, although a population of over 60 million isn’t a market the sane would ignore. Will be interesting to see what direction things go in over the next few months. Stay or leave our politicians have ensured we are a laughing stock. Yes time the time to be firm was at the start, almost three years of that strong and stable twat is enough to drive anyone insane. If all of this ultimately destroys the tories or causes a shake up of our political system then it will have been worth it. Right now I’d take the Monster Raving Loony party who would probably run the country better. Crazy summer ahead, polarised electorate on a single issue while hundreds of important issues are ignored.

The reality looks like we’re leaving on a no deal, still you never know. When your negotiator was as weak as wet tissue you were getting nothing. And its Mr Christ to you.

I’ve never understood why you would remove no deal from the process, it’s a default position and an excellent bargaining chip, I mean you wouldn’t go into a car dealership and tell them you cannot leave without buying a car. Obviously you need a strong negotiator, and be prepared for brinksmanship. Tories are shitting themselves again and they’ll put self preservation before the country and the people, sort of their default position as with most politicians. May hung up the white flag on day one, maybe someone else will get tough and actually get us a good deal. It might not look pretty from the outside but it’s the result that counts.

Would probably take a shoe that big to kick the lazy bastards arse to play some footy.

If someone puts together a video of our players after Barca and after beating Spurs, Hendo and Klopp in tears, Hendo hugging his dad, the amazing scenes at the Liver Building to "One moment in time" I doubt I could watch it, without it being very blurry. Each day I live, I want to be A day to give, The best of me I'm only one, But not alone My finest day, Is yet unknown I broke my heart, Fought every gain To taste the sweet, I face the pain I rise and fall, Yet through it all, This much remains I want one moment in time When I'm more than I thought I could be When all of my dreams are a heartbeat away And the answers are all up to me Give me one moment in time When I'm racing with destiny Then in that one moment of time I will feel I will feel eternity