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Newcastle the better side, just lack that bit of quality, saying that Kennedy looks a player, surely he could of done a job at Chelsea.

Okay then, fuck all luck comparatively if you want to be a pedantic arse.

I think it sums up what most of us feel, in a world full of pampered tarts Ings stood out, a genuinely nice guy who had fuck all luck. Wish him all the best, obviously not against us though.

They have to purchase him after the initial loan, £20m fee. Not too shabby.

The nearest they’ll get to the Champions League is a BT Sports subscription, they’ll perhaps creep into the top ten.

Everton have spent £30m on Mina, the crazy bastards. He’s worse than Williams.

How does Bernard get a work permit out of interest ? Doesn’t he have to play in something like 70% of Brazil’s matches ?

I’ve seen him maybe five times, he doesn’t seem to have the first clue about defending, I genuinely think they’d be better off signing Rojo, at least he understands the basics. You can also add Andre Gomes to the useless sack of shite list.

He’d keep head butting you in the bollocks.

It’s like some strange cult and Steve O is their David Koresh.

Shaqiri is fucking quality.

Karius on, good reception from the crowd. Unless it was Torino fans.

Firmino looks way off the pace.

Belotti has looked class every time I’ve seen him, surprised he hasn’t moved to a bigger club.

Flicking a lit cigarette at a bouncer after trying to bribe him to be let back into the club isn't great either.

The Devils would be my pick, although I suppose Repulsion could be classed as British even though Polanski directed it. British crew and producers.

We’ve signed one more player than them.

He's only keeping him for a year because, as yet, not one other club have showed the slightest bit of interest barring the odd bit in the gossip columns. You have to wonder why that is.

Mina is a fucking woeful defender based on the handful of games I’ve seen. I watched him for Barca last season and he didn’t even know where he was supposed to be, just wandering around aimlessly. He’s a threat from set pieces, but give it a couple of months and they’ll be crying out for Jagielka again.

I did it, the beer arrived the next day via Yodel and as soon as it arrived I phoned up and cancelled, they offered me other deals but I just declined. All fairly straightforward.

Shannon Doherty.

Waste of fucking space. Worse than Sturridge.

Fantastic mockers.

Brilliant from Curran this.

It’ll be classed as a short term marriage then, they normally divide the assets accumulated during the ‘union’ especially as she can support herself. Talk of 30% will be well wide of the mark. Anything longer than five years and the talk of percentages would be relevant. I went through similar myself, I ended up giving my ex a couple of grand as a good will gesture, I was under no obligation to do so though. I spent months worrying about having to sell the house and give her 50%.