Colonel Bumcunt

I swear, I re-watch that probably every month. And then I'll watch a reaction video to it or something. Sexy bastard.

Desperate for a working internet web page thing to watch this on.

Endo will sort this.

Does anyone use Uniswap? To add £ to my account it seems to use a platform called Moonpay but then tells me it isn't supported in this region (UK). Anyone else encountered this?

I'd take a City win if it means Chelsea getting a couple of injuries ahead of the final.

Just the 9 free kicks awarded to Arsenal in that first half.

Amazing isn't it. Thomas Frank admits their gameplan is based on set pieces and lo and behold they get loads of set pieces. It's almost like they're going down really easy, and backing into our players and falling over, like Arteta had Arsenal doing against us. Football would be a decent sport without these sort of cunts. As it is, it's fucking boring and crooked.

No wonder Klopp wants out. Our injury record is absolutely absurd, you just have to laugh. You can't win trophies like this, it's impossible. Don't worry though, Arsenal and City won't have this problem. Their opponents get booked and sent off, and they can kick fuck out of their opponents all game. That challenge by Reguilon on Bradley just sums up why we're fucked. We need a proper captain who leads a caravan of players towards these cunts. We're cucks, there's no fightback.

A massive negative to this whole Russia thing is that their women get hoovered up by their oddball blokes. Navalny's missus is a solid 7 for her age, but there's so many 10's jammed up in that shit hole that should be coming to Europe and getting giddy over blokes with a pack of 20 Bensons.

I like Politics JOE, but one of the lads said he'd advocate not voting as a 'protest'. And he can fuck right off with that sixth form nonsense.

I thought Napoleon was fantastic, and probably the best cinematography of large battles ever committed to film.

I'm surprised nobody discusses Arsenal's tactics to unsettled teams. I noticed it against us, lots of occasions where their player stood under a high ball and backed into a player to enable it to bounce, and then on corners they deliberately block the keeper. Ben White did it today for their first. Good graces of the refs at the moment, so it's all working.

Only Arsenal can buy a central midfielder for £100m and for him to stay fit and to play well in every game. Footy's easy when it works out like that. Arsenal have all the right age profiles for their key players too, a squad full of 22-26 year olds with the odd older one dropped in. Their rise is no mystery, and they can't plead a case to be underdogs.

Exactly right. We were shite last season and we've given loads of games to 9 players who are u21. Arsenal haven't given a minute to a single u21 player. Go on then lads, go be the challenger.

Steady on, it's Everton at the Etihad. I don't think anyone, anywhere, expected City to drop points. But also this is why I don't understand the Alonso argument for manager. If it's so bad, so pointless, then why bother. I mean, just get Gerrard in, circle the wagons, and we'll have a good time in our own little world.

Some WSL defenders would have made a better go of dealing with that. Branthwaite was fucking awful.

I'd rather come 16th with Gerrard than come 8th with Alonso or Amorim. Suck it up you quegs.

Nah, he's perfect. We wouldn't give up on him like Chelsea gave fans gave up on Lampard. He's got decent experience, he's interested in youth development, he's a great presence, and he'd have Klopp on the phone. I'd have him ahead of anyone else out there now.

Do you know what. I'd give it Gerrard and I'd have a word with Lijnders to stay another year as his assistant.

Start fast, fuck defending, we can outscore these even if we concede 3.

If he does come I don't trust Xabi to stick around for long and it's been 15 years since he lived here so we may be overblowing his affinity for the club. We know he likes us less than paying tax. He isn't going to out-think Guardiola and win us the title. The trick is to make your players apply more effort and die for the badge, then we can put a finger on the scales in our favour. When Klopp goes we won't miss his tactics, we'll miss the massive presence he has. That's what we need to replace.

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The plan remains the plan, to qualify for the CL group stage. If we get 20 points out of 24 available between now and 3 April then we can talk about a title push. if we get 23 points out of the 45 available between now and season end then we can still be happy with our season. Stop beating yourselves up, it's not logical to presume we can fairly match a team that's cheated it's way to such a strong squad.

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I find it hard to see what all the fuss was about in the first place to be honest. Like you say, he has no pace, and he's never had pace, but in the modern game pace is essential in an attacker, so why was he ever lauded as an exciting attacker? Ok, but what about as a 10? Well, I don't consider him to have quick feet either, or a killer pass, or a fruity skills, or strength to hold it up, so it doesn't look like he's a 10 either. But yes he's a good lad and works hard, although his he's not even intuitively good at closing down or positioning. It's a head-scratcher really.