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My neighbour's 4-year-old has been learning Spanish since lockdown. He still can't say "please" though, which I think is poor for four.

Reminded me of this famous photo...

Not for a pair of these I hope......

Them white socks can go in the summer...

According to a Stanford University study, since Mo Salah joined Liverpool, hate crimes in the Merseyside area have decreased by 19%.

CaBOOOOOO

Man's a sex addict.....

I've had a furloughed Easy Jet pilot round to do some decorating. He's done a great job of the landing.

#EvertonLivesMatter

The match report on the Istanbul final would've been something Dave ??? I take it the Liverpoolway wasn't in publication back then ????

He'd struggle to get a game there with Mcburnie and Sharp to be honest mate.

Which toy did you have with your happy meal Tone ?

Tottenham midfielder Dele Alli held at knifepoint during burglary By Simon Stone BBC Sport 8 hours ago From the sectionTottenham Sharethis page Alli has 37 England caps and was part of his country's squad at the 2018 World Cup in Russia Tottenham and England midfielder Dele Alli was held at knifepoint during a burglary in the early hours of Wednesday morning. Two men broke into the 24-year-old's house in north London, where he is spending lockdown with his brother and their respective partners. Alli was threatened and punched during the incident and suffered minor facial injuries in a scuffle. The intruders stole items of jewellery including watches. Alli has handed CCTV footage to the police. "Thank you for all the messages. Horrible experience but we're all okay now. Appreciate the support," Alli tweeted on Wednesday night. A Metropolitan Police statement said: "Police were called at approximately 00:35 BST on Wednesday 13 May to reports of a robbery at a residential address. "Two males gained entry to the property and stole items of jewellery, including watches, before fleeing. "Two male occupants at the property suffered minor facial injuries after being assaulted. They did not require hospital treatment. "There have been no arrests. Enquiries into the circumstances continue." In March, the family of Alli's Spurs team-mate Jan Vertonghen was robbed at knifepointwhile he was away on Champions League duty.

Premier League “we are planning to slowly start back with training over the coming weeks” Bottom 6 clubs “This is an outrage, people are dying, lives are at risk, how dare you!” Premier League “we are planning to approve NO relegation” Bottom 6 clubs “what time is kick off”

His name is Virgil Van Dijk not Nicholas Van Dijk.

Are my testicles black? ......... A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?" Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other. She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine." The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely: "Are - my - test - results - back?"

Which one is Peter Reid ???

One of them's been playing away ....separate bedroom's hmmmmm